Fingers: they're so vulnerable. They're just out there, in the open, waiting to be removed at any moment. And in today's modern world, there are more ways than ever for you to lose one.
But here at HuffPost Comedy, we want to make sure that this doesn't happen to you. So we've put together this helpful list of potential finger-choppers to let you know exactly what you need to watch out for. You're welcome.
If you find yourself in close proximity to any of these situations, take our advice: ball up your fists and get out of there!
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