Fingers: they're so vulnerable. They're just out there, in the open, waiting to be removed at any moment. And in today's modern world, there are more ways than ever for you to lose one.

But here at HuffPost Comedy, we want to make sure that this doesn't happen to you. So we've put together this helpful list of potential finger-choppers to let you know exactly what you need to watch out for. You're welcome.

If you find yourself in close proximity to any of these situations, take our advice: ball up your fists and get out of there!

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  • This blender

  • This car door

  • This sword

  • This table saw

  • This other table saw

  • This Ginsu knife

  • This paper cutter (and those giant scissors)

  • This garbage disposal

  • Any one of these fans

  • This guillotine

  • This ax

  • This monkey

  • These lasers

  • This experiment

  • This explosion

  • This piano

  • This fishing lure

  • This propeller

  • This situation

  • This knife sharpener

  • This bowling ball

  • This catfish

  • This grinder

  • This black hole

  • Suicide

    (Actually, this is a pretty amazing piece of finger art by Nader Yamoun <a href="https://twitter.com/#!/NaderYamoun" target="_hplink">@naderyamoun</a>.)

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