I Can't Date You If: Tweeters Reveal What Makes Someone Undateable

Are you newly single? Has it been ages since your last date? Not to worry, the Twitterverse has got you covered.

When #ICantDateYou started trending on the site Thursday, Twitter users jumped at the chance to divulge the actions, habits and lifestyle choices that positively guarantee you won't land a date with them.

Some things we learned? Having a healthy appreciation for Shark Week on Discovery Channel is a must. But having an unhealthy appreciation for your ex? That's a complete dealbreaker.

Click through the slides below to read some of the tweets, then tell us: what are your dating dealbreakers?

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• Griselda Blanco

• Fleece Johnson

• Tevin Coker

• Ron A. Bosler

• DomesticSrattyGoddes

• ♊Dboi_YungNino♊

• fabulous_40

• Shark Week

• Real tweets

• VanceLawrence

• AYMAN.AMISH

• Sambo Slim

• ☠

• Ali Buckland

• leonard clarke

• Day-G

• baekhyun

• Quinn™

• ThinkinPass.A.Dollar

• Marilyn

• Selfish Indulgence

• Mitch

• Devin

• Omolafe damilola

• Bethany Sue

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Comments

[WomensDivorceAdvice]

01:36 PM on 08/01/2012

I cant date someone who's is not yet over wiith her ex partner or those people who just want to play with my feelings. I am really quite emotional and I want someone who cares for me.

[prisma628]

05:58 PM on 07/17/2012

When I'm kept out of seeing his facebook..and we've been together 3 years. I snooped on his ex's pages and there he was..what a dog. His anger when confronted, followed with denial, lies and more lies. Trust out the door.

[Danlar]

04:39 AM on 07/05/2012

I wouldn't exclude too many for a date..or two.... if they basically looked ok and sounded sane...that said...I think..if you have a bad relationship/don't like/can't forgive your father.......that is probably not a great sign

[chynaa9]

07:12 PM on 07/01/2012

I won't date you if you constantly talk about yourself.
I won't date you if you don't think that my jokes are funny
I won't date you if you liked Bush

[KitLyne]

07:33 AM on 07/01/2012

It's often the case here that the comments are funnier than the article. I can't resist adding my 2 cents...

I can't date you if: you don't have a kayak and plan to use it

[jabreal00]

07:40 AM on 06/30/2012

I can't date you if you

1. have kids
2. two time divorce

[Caroleeena]

03:49 AM on 06/30/2012

I can't date you if: You're Tom Cruise
(I know he's putting together the list of new nominees now.)

[R R R]

06:14 PM on 06/29/2012

I can't date you:

1) If you are vegan/vegetarian
2) If you don't see me as your equal
3) If you tweet a lot!

[Lisa Arends]

03:12 PM on 06/29/2012

I turned down a first date with a guy because he had the same last name and first initial as my ex-husband. It was just a little too weird...
http://lessonsfromtheendofamarriage.com

[Do Ma Mai]

07:20 AM on 06/29/2012

I can't date you if you're:

1) Lame in bed.

2) A dead person inside.

3) See number one.

[Palaver]

05:02 AM on 06/29/2012

I didn't realize so many married people were dating these days (from all the complaints). I feel like my marriage is being left behind. Or maybe we're rediscovering the 70's? Kids today really do like trying everything. Lol.

[WomensDivorceAdvice]

04:14 PM on 08/06/2012

I agree. They are really more aggressive and doesn't think of all the consequences.

[the grange gorman]

04:33 AM on 06/29/2012

I wouldnt date anyone who had ever tweeted . idiots.

[waldopepper]

03:57 AM on 06/29/2012

If you're - religious - spiritual - believe that Ancient Aliens is educational - believe in - acupuncture - chiropractic - UFO's - any conspiracy theory - support the death penalty - don't like wearing high heels. Oh one more thing. Must have a vagina - that you were born with. Very important. I could go on - but I need a lie down.

[Querent]

03:46 AM on 06/29/2012

I can't date you if you're a conservative.

[Annieke]

03:09 AM on 06/29/2012

I can't date you if you tell me that you don't want a partner (a female partner) to make more money than you...and believe me, I have come across a few of these men.

My reaction was always...I don't want a partner troubled by that possibility.

Talking about money on the first date, apart from agreeing about the bill (I always go 50-50 on a first date), is a no-no for me.