Voting for mayor can be tough, but with a candidate like Tom Corrigan on the ballot things are a whole lot easier.

Other mayoral candidates might try to talk to you about things like "road repair" and "teachers' unions," but Tom Corrigan only cares about one thing for the town of Yarmouth, and that's fireworks displays.

So as you gear up for the fourth, just think about who you'd rather have sitting in that big office in town hall: someone who's "responsible" or someone who knows that our Spongebobs-on-a-stick need stronger sticks this year.

Via The Daily What

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