Every now and then, the Internet drops a huge present right into your lap. If you're a fashion blogger, that present often takes the form of Micaela Schaefer, a German model with a taste for clothing that's more delicate than a Kleenex.

Last time we saw Micaela, she was preening at the "Men In Black III" premiere in a dress made of what looked like VHS tape and not much else. (A little research revealed some of her other, uh, "outfits," including this one that involves two strategically drawn-on soccer balls.)

But, GUYS: Micaela's back. And while she's a bit more covered up this time, it still speaks volumes that "lack of body paint trompe l'oeil" translates as "tame" on her.

Schaefer started with a white bustier and added a bunch of strappy, full-body garters (or something.) Next? A misbuttoned grandpa cardigan, obvi. Then, Schaefer decided to take the whole look high fashion, adding a pair of pink flame shoes from Prada's spring/summer 2012 line and a bright red Prada handbag.

Our only dream is that someday, Schaefer and Anna Wintour have a serendipitous red carpet meet-and-greet.

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Micaela avoided a nip slip this time... see some celebs who weren't so fortunate (NSFW):

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  • Amal Fashanu February 2013

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  • Brittny Gastineau October 2012

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  • Jennifer Lopez October 2012

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  • Joanna Krupa October 2012

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  • Sofia Vergara, September 2012

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  • Emma Watson September 2012

    (Splash News)

  • Amy Heidemann of Karmin, September 2012

  • Demi Lovato, July 2012

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  • Jennifer Lopez, July 2012

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  • Nicki Minaj, August 2012

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  • Gloria Glovan, June 2012

  • Sharon Stone, June 2012

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  • Lindsay Lohan, June 2012

    (Fame Flynet photo)

  • Lisa Rinna, June 2012

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  • Melody Thornton, April 2012

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  • Demi Lovato, September 2011

  • Charlotte Kemp, September 2011

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  • Ellie Kemper, February 2012

  • Lydia Bright, July 2011

  • Lady Gaga, June 2011

    (Fame Flynet photo)

  • Lady Gaga, May 2011

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  • Milla Jovovich, March 2011

    (Pacific Coast News photo)

  • Monica Bellucci, February 2011

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  • Pamela Anderson, February 2011

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  • Hayden Panettiere, January 2011

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  • Cher, December 2010

    (Pacific Coast News photo)

  • Venus Williams, July 2010

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  • Tila Tequila, May 2010

  • Kim Kardashian, March 2010

    (Fame Flynet photo)

  • Katherine Heigl, March 2010

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  • Kate Moss, August 2009

    (Pacific Coast News photo)

  • Micha Barton, September 2008

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  • Brad Pitt, January 2009

  • Lily Allen, July 2008

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  • Victoria Beckham, April 2007

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  • Lindsay Lohan, January 2007

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  • Minka Kelly, October 2007

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  • Paris Hilton, May 2006

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  • Naomi Watts, July 2002

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