Conservative news site World Net Daily is reporting a brand-new Obama "scandal," one that questions the validity of his social security number. According to the site, Susan Daniels, a 70-year-old private investigator, has filed a suit in Geauga County, Ohio, demanding that President Obama's name be taken off the ballot until his SSN can be validated.

And Daniels, who WND says "has vetted thousands of Social Security Numbers for numerous other clients," is taking the suit very seriously:

To acquire appropriate standing in court, Daniels has gone to the trouble of establishing herself as a valid write-in candidate for president. Before she is through, this 70-something mother of seven, who has been a licensed Ohio PI since 1995, may cause Obama more trouble than the Romney campaign.

Whether Daniels' suit will truly cause Obama trouble remains to be seen, but certainly, ultra-conservative groups and pundits will make as much out of the story as they can.

Which leads us to the next logical question: what other Obama controversies can be pulled out of the clear blue sky? Surely, there are plenty of stones that have been left unturned. After all, there's an election coming; go dirty or go home.

To that end, here are 11 other scandals we think deserve some looking into.

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  • Obama's Dog Bo Not Actually Born In Portugal

    Clearly, Obama and his "Portuguese" water dog are co-conspirators in lying about where they're from.

  • Obama's Waist, Inseam Challenged

    He's always standing behind podiums, fences and secret service personnel. What's he hiding?

  • Obama's Mother's Maiden Name Questioned

    Stanley Ann Dunham is an aggressively confusing name -- <em>Stanley</em> Ann, really? And the, "My dad always wanted a boy" story is a little conveniently charming. The only logical conclusion is that the entire name is a fake.

  • Sasha & Malia's Attendance Records Suspicious

    "Perfect" attendance? What even <em>is</em> that?

  • Barack & Michelle's Marriage License Not Framed

    They could have a civil union for all we know.

  • Is Obama Dying His Hair Grey To Seem More Presidential?

    A president's hair greying as he's in office is a clear sign that he's working hard for the American people. We wouldn't be surprised though if Obama's salt-and-pepper look is a complete sham.

  • Obama Blood Type Sounds Made Up

    AB? What, are we supposed to believe he has <em>two</em> kinds of blood?

  • That's Not His Hat

  • Numerous Misspellings Found In 6th Grade Book Report On 'Red Badge Of Courage'

    Also, Red = Communist... just FYI.

  • This One Guy Says Obama Might Be A Vampire

    He spent a few months studying it and you would be shocked at what he's found.

  • Obama Elementary School Bus Pass Not Laminated

    Probably because he never actually went to school ever.

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