Around 15 Russian students may have now seen the chaos theory at work after sticking out (and failing!) a 23-hour nuclear physics exam proctored by their allegedly drunk and belligerent professor.
According to RIA Novost, a Russian media outlet, Kazan University students said that their physics professor, Landysh Zaripova, "stank of alcohol" and forced the students to listen to her prattle on about her business and wardrobe during her long-winded oral examination.
She refused to allow students to leave the room for any reason - not even to go to the bathroom or grab some food. The exam began at 10 a.m. on June 26 and lasted until 9 a.m. the following morning.
“Towards the end, everyone was just sitting there, totally exhausted,” one student said, according to RIA Novost. “The lecturer would go into another room, drink, come back and start telling us about her business.”
In response to the ordeal, the students wrote a letter to the University administration asking for Zaripova to be suspended.
Zaripova denied she was drunk, instead suggesting that the students were seeking vengeance on her for failing them. In order to pass exams in Russia, students must receive satisfactory clearance from their professor based on their oral answers.
Albert Aganov, Kazan University's physics department head, did not believe the professor was intoxicated, according to RIA Novost, saying, “I would have fired her immediately, if I had seen her drunk.” He also told Russian media that the test's length was "not unusual."
However, Aganov, also told the Daily Mail that even if Zaripova were to be found to have proctored the exam while under the influence, she could not be terminated until her 5-year contract was up.
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Firefighters <a href="http://www.nbcphiladelphia.com/news/local/Child-Porn-House-Fire-Ocean-County-137641883.html" target="_hplink">discovered child pornography</a> while putting out a fire at the waterfront home of 76-year-old Gamal El-Zoghby in New Jersey in January 2012. The <a href="http://www.foxnews.com/us/2012/01/19/fire-at-nj-professors-home-yields-cache-child-pornography/" target="_hplink">AP reported</a> that the firefighters were checking for hidden pockets of flame behind the walls by pulling down panels of sheet rock when a single magazine from the 1970s with pornographic images of pre-pubescent girls fell from behind one of the panels. The firefighters <a href="http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2012/01/23/gamal-el-zoghby-pratt-arc_n_1223593.html" target="_hplink">also found </a>60 to 70 vintage Playboy and Hustler magazines.
On the Friday after Thanksgiving, Stanford Professor Bill Burnett and his wife Cynthia <a href="http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2011/12/08/dad-arrested-underage-drinking_n_1137185.html" target="_hplink">hosted a party for their son and his friends</a> -- 16 and 17-year-olds -- to celebrate a football win. They bought chips and soda, but were clear about one rule: no alcohol allowed. Cops arrived, responding to a noise complaint and allegations that there was underaged drinking. Though the Burnetts insisted that there was no drinking, the police found alcohol that, they say, the teens snuck in. Burnett was arrested and charged with 44 counts of contributing to the delinquency of a minor -- one for each teen at the party. Because of social host laws, parents are liable when underage kids drink on their property -- even if they're unaware that it's happening.
J. Wesley Boyd
J. Wesley Boyd, a psychiatrist who teaches at Harvard Medical School, and his wife, Theonia, a pathologist who also teaches at the medical school, were <a href="http://www.boston.com/news/local/breaking_news/2010/06/harvard_doctor.html" target="_hplink"> arrested at a party after </a>police alleged that underage drinking was happening. Boyd said he and his wife had told the students that there would be no drugs or alcohol allowed at the party. He also said he and his wife and another couple had monitored the party without seeing any alcohol. But several of the students admitted that they had been hiding the drinking from him.
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Mey Akashah, an instructor at the Harvard School of Public Health, pleaded guilty in Bermuda court on counts that she allegedly attempted to transport six grams of marijuana into the British territory by concealing it in her underwear. Drug-sniffing dogs alerted customs officials in the Bermuda airport that Akashah was carrying marijuana, <a href="http://www.thecrimson.com/article/2012/5/1/marijuana-harvard-instructor-bermuda/" target="_hplink">the Harvard <em>Crimson </em>reported</a>. Akashah said her doctor in California prescribed the cannabis for medical purposes following an operation.
F. Chris Garcia & David Flory
F. Chris Garcia, the 71-year-old former University of New Mexico president, and David Flory, a 68-year-old physics professor at Fairleigh Dickinson University in New Jersey, were arrested in 2011 on charges of promoting prostitution, <a href="http://www.examiner.com/article/professors-arrested-for-running-escort-service-for-esteemed-men" target="_hplink">Examiner.com reported</a>. They were allegedly running a website called Southwest Connections, which was based in the Albuquerque - Santa Fe area and featured information on escorts, including prices and "performance rankings" from members.
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Princeton University professor Cornell West was a big supporter of Occupy Wall Street and traveled to a few of the movement's camps. West was arrested in an act of civil disobedience with 18 others on the <a href="http://rt.com/usa/news/professor-cornel-west-people-037/" target="_hplink">steps of the U.S. Supreme Court </a>building in a demonstration against the <em>Citizens United</em> decision.
California State University economics professor Kenneth Ng openly admitted to being the scribe behind BigBabyKenny.com, a site that guides tourists through Thailand's sex trade. Ng <a href="http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2010/04/22/kenneth-ng-cal-state-prof_n_547516.html" target="_hplink">defended his blogging</a> on the site as "free speech."