It's Monday and we're back in the office. Oh, joy.

Since the dawn of time, working stiffs have been annoyed by the same basic things day-in and day-out: the awkward and annoying conversations, the technology that never quite works, hearing everyone weigh in on every single item in the news. Of course, it's better to have a job than not, but it doesn't make these daily annoyances any less grating.

So here's a quick salute to those topics of conversation and events which almost everyone would prefer to avoid this week. What are you not looking forward to this week?

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  • Realizing The New 'Spider-Man' Movie Is Actually Good

    The reboot of a franchise that's only 10 years old <a href="" target="_hplink">gave us a case of the UGHs</a> at first, but it's <a href="" target="_hplink">killing</a> at the box office and is actually pretty good. Double ugh.

  • Speculations As To What Katie Got In The Divorce

    <a href="" target="_hplink">At first it was fun</a> to speculate about the splitting of Hollywood's most baffling couple, but <a href="" target="_hplink">this is when it stops being amusing</a> and starts being sad.

  • Jokes About Kourtney Kardashian's New Baby's Name

    Normally almost any punchline including a Kardashian is fine by us, but the fact Kourtney named her daughter <a href="" target="_hplink">Penelope Scotland</a> just isn't that LOL-worthy. Let's at least wait until the baby grows up and starts acting like a Kardashian before we give her the same treatment.

  • Call From Mom About The New 'Today' Host

    "Yes, mom, she's really great. Yes, I like the name <a href="" target="_hplink">Savannah</a> too. No, I've never been to Georgia. Where is this going?"

  • Listening To People Say Barbecue When They Mean Grilling

    Throwing some hot dogs and burgers on the grill isn't barbecue, but it is delicious. <a href="" target="_hplink">Learn the difference</a>!

  • That One Person Who Has To Correct People Who Say Barbecue When They Mean Grilling

    Seriously, who is this jerk?

  • News Stories About The Heat Wave And Our Impending Doom

    Pretty soon <a href="" target="_hplink">these headlines</a> are just going to read: 'Global Warming Happening, Say 7 Billion Sweaty People Unanimously'

  • Considering The Concept Of An 'iPad Mini'

    No, it's not an alternate name for an iPhone. The <a href="" target="_hplink">iPad Mini</a> is something we just heard might actually be produced, leading us to believe that Apple is getting its marketing ideas from "Golidlocks & The Three Bears."

  • Realizing There Are No More Work Holidays Until Labor Day

    This also means that summer is just about half over. BUMMER y'all.

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