WOMEN
07/12/2012 09:46 am ET

Zing! 18 Comebacks To "Why Aren't You Two Married Yet?"

You're in a relationship, and you're happily not married. So why all the outside pressure to tie the knot?! Here are 18 comebacks that will leave people speechless.

1. I’m waiting for gay people to be allowed to get married everywhere.

2. I’m waiting for gay people to be allowed to get married everywhere, and also the zombie apocalypse.

3. I’m waiting for gay people to be allowed to get married everywhere, and also the zombie apocolypse, and also the day that those zombies are allowed to marry gay people.

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