"Not potty trained. Not trying."
That's the short bio you'll find when you visit Honest Toddler's very popular Twitter account. The tweets there are presumably written by his mom, but they're expressed in the tell-it-like-it-is voice of a child who doesn't miss anything and is into pretty much everything. Case in point: "Mommy saw a spider and almost cried. LOL I've eaten like four of those this week."
Clearly, he is doing something right. Honest Toddler has amassed over 30,000 followers since joining Twitter in May and, in true toddler fashion, is fairly comfortable with the attention. As he "explains" in an interview with The Hipster Dad, "Most everything I do is met with thunderous applause from my parents so I'm not surprised." (He also has a blog and a Facebook page.)
Though we're sure there's more goodness to come, we've rounded up the 50 best tweets from Honest Toddler so far.