Discouraged by headline after headline on the dismal job market? So are we.

That's why we've turned to the creative cats on Craigslist to brighten our spirits. We scoured the job boards and found a bevy of hilarious and strange jobs that are ripe for the taking. The faint of heart need not apply.

Here are the oddest Craigslist ads we spotted:

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  • Braider

    Braids are all the rage these days. If you've got some magic fingers, a <a href="http://newjersey.craigslist.org/spa/3119366798.html" target="_hplink">Jersey City salon</a> is looking for you!

  • Little Person Greeter

    A little person is needed in Fayetteville, Arkansas to greet someone at an airport. We're not sure if this is <a href="http://fayar.craigslist.org/etc/3126614869.html" target="_hplink">joke or a set up for a blind date</a>, but hey, the job will earn you a free dinner. Must be between 2'8" and 4'8".

  • Grapplers

    Are you ready to rumble? This Philadelphia-based club pays wrestlers <a href="http://philadelphia.craigslist.org/cwg/3068784306.html" target="_hplink">$75 per match</a> to record the session for their website.

  • Ghouls

    Do you like scaring the you know what out of people? This <a href="http://delaware.craigslist.org/etc/3144531462.html" target="_hplink">Delaware haunted house</a> is in need of ghouls. Bonus if you can drive a tractor.

  • Monkey Mascot

    <a href="http://newyork.craigslist.org/mnh/etc/3139744535.html" target="_hplink">Experienced mascot</a> needed in New York City to greet conference attendees. Monkey suit provided.

  • Bikini Mower

    If you find yourself in Arkansas and in need of a good tan, contact the owners of <a href="http://fayar.craigslist.org/etc/3052903942.html" target="_hplink">Bikinimowing.com</a>. Yes, it really exists.

  • Hairy Woman

    An extremely hairy (<a href="http://sacramento.craigslist.org/etc/3128105847.html" target="_hplink">arms especially</a>) female model is needed in Sacramento. This job pays $1,000 a day!

  • Milk Bottler

    This Boston-area farm needs help <a href="http://boston.craigslist.org/bmw/etc/3133295238.html" target="_hplink">bottling raw milk</a>. Cookies not included.