A husband gets into his grubbiest clothes on a Saturday morning and sets about doing all the chores he's been putting off for weeks. He cleans the garage and prunes the hedges, and halfway through mowing the lawn, a woman pulls up in the driveway and yells out her window, "Say, what do you get for yard work?"
The fellow thinks for a moment, then answers: "The lady who lives here, lets me sleep with her."
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