Who knew the one thing that could bring the wide range of women riding the subway together was a rich businessman with a predilection for BDSM? "Fifty Shades Of Grey" has tickled the dirty imaginations of women and men around the world, surpassing "Harry Potter" to become the fastest-selling paperback of all time. The erotic tale of young college graduate Ana's salacious affair with business magnate Mister Grey may not be subtle, but it sure gets the blood pumping.
We recently discovered that the art database Saatchi Online has a curated collection of works in the vein of E.L. James' erotica, and it is pretty hilarious. If you thought the writing was blunt (i.e., "Butterflies flood my belly -- as well as a darker, carnal, captivating ache as I try to imagine what he will do to me" ) -- wait until you see these images. Sexy secretaries, dark embraces, buff shirtless men looking restless and eating strawberries... it's all here. Get ready to live out your fantasies, or just get a good laugh from these overly sexual works of art.
Needless to say, some of these works are very NSFW. Check out Saatchi Online to see the full collection, or maybe even purchase one to put above your bed. (Hey, we won't judge.)
See a slideshow of the work below, and let us know your favorites in the comments section.
Surrender Painting by Peter Seminck Courtesy of Saatchi Online
Carpet surfing Painting by Thomas Saliot Courtesy of Saatchi Online
An der Frau - Beobachtung XVIII by Dietmar Jäkel Courtesy of Saatchi Online
Narcisa Photography by David Mayo Courtesy of Saatchi Online
El último día en el Paraíso/ Last day in Paradise by Desdibujando Cristina Martel Courtesy of Saatchi Online
Taylea 199 by Jacques Maudy Courtesy of Saatchi Online
Espectro de um falso moralista. Painting by Alfredo Coelho De Sousa Courtesy of Saatchi Online
Painting Painting Painting by Isaac McCaslin By Isaac McCaslin
12 Naked Men - "Deceit" (Edition of 25) Photography by Michael Meyersfeld
Nude with camera Photography by Danny Bourne Courtesy of Saatchi Online
legs(pink)2 Photography by Aaron Mcelroy Courtesy of Saatchi Online
touched - dawn awakens on your lips 2 Painting by Ges Wilson Courtesy of Saatchi Online
brassiere Sculpture by Rihor Alin Courtesy of Saatchi Online
Series Nude Photography by Takaki Hashimoto Courtesy of Saatchi Online
Delicate violence series I ( Opening curtains) Photography by Romina Margherita A Diaz Courtesy of Saatchi Online
akt Painting by Rainer Augur Courtesy of Saatchi Online