Who knew the one thing that could bring the wide range of women riding the subway together was a rich businessman with a predilection for BDSM? "Fifty Shades Of Grey" has tickled the dirty imaginations of women and men around the world, surpassing "Harry Potter" to become the fastest-selling paperback of all time. The erotic tale of young college graduate Ana's salacious affair with business magnate Mister Grey may not be subtle, but it sure gets the blood pumping.

We recently discovered that the art database Saatchi Online has a curated collection of works in the vein of E.L. James' erotica, and it is pretty hilarious. If you thought the writing was blunt (i.e., "Butterflies flood my belly -- as well as a darker, carnal, captivating ache as I try to imagine what he will do to me" ) -- wait until you see these images. Sexy secretaries, dark embraces, buff shirtless men looking restless and eating strawberries... it's all here. Get ready to live out your fantasies, or just get a good laugh from these overly sexual works of art.

Needless to say, some of these works are very NSFW. Check out Saatchi Online to see the full collection, or maybe even purchase one to put above your bed. (Hey, we won't judge.)

See a slideshow of the work below, and let us know your favorites in the comments section.

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  • Surrender Painting by Peter Seminck Courtesy of Saatchi Online

  • Carpet surfing Painting by Thomas Saliot Courtesy of Saatchi Online

  • An der Frau - Beobachtung XVIII by Dietmar Jäkel Courtesy of Saatchi Online

  • Narcisa Photography by David Mayo Courtesy of Saatchi Online

  • El último día en el Paraíso/ Last day in Paradise by Desdibujando Cristina Martel Courtesy of Saatchi Online

  • Taylea 199 by Jacques Maudy Courtesy of Saatchi Online

  • Espectro de um falso moralista. Painting by Alfredo Coelho De Sousa Courtesy of Saatchi Online

  • Painting Painting Painting by Isaac McCaslin By Isaac McCaslin

  • 12 Naked Men - "Deceit" (Edition of 25) Photography by Michael Meyersfeld

  • Nude with camera Photography by Danny Bourne Courtesy of Saatchi Online

  • legs(pink)2 Photography by Aaron Mcelroy Courtesy of Saatchi Online

  • touched - dawn awakens on your lips 2 Painting by Ges Wilson Courtesy of Saatchi Online

  • brassiere Sculpture by Rihor Alin Courtesy of Saatchi Online

  • Series Nude Photography by Takaki Hashimoto Courtesy of Saatchi Online

  • Delicate violence series I ( Opening curtains) Photography by Romina Margherita A Diaz Courtesy of Saatchi Online

  • akt Painting by Rainer Augur Courtesy of Saatchi Online

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