What's the difference between the average person talking crazy about his wife and John Travolta talking crazy about his wife?
Depending on what each said, they both might be sleeping on the couch that night, but Travolta's quip will be recorded, written down, and repeated for years to come.
Celebrities might give some bad marriage advice, but sometimes it's ridiculously funny. Click through the slideshow below to see the craziest things celebs have said about marriage.
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