There are those who become famous for committing crimes, and there are those who become famous for always being naked. Then again, there are those who become famous for both at the same time.
We were going to wait to show you our new naked crime slideshow, but we couldn't contain ourselves. So here it is. There are so many things you just shouldn't do naked, and these are just a few.
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While you're at it, check out our potty crimes slideshow too. Remember the man who was caught yellow-handed allegedly peeing on his female co-workers' chairs over a six-month period? He's in there, along with plenty of other urinating legends: