There are those who become famous for committing crimes, and there are those who become famous for always being naked. Then again, there are those who become famous for both at the same time.

We were going to wait to show you our new naked crime slideshow, but we couldn't contain ourselves. So here it is. There are so many things you just shouldn't do naked, and these are just a few.

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  • Thomas Edwin March

    Thomas Edwin March, 51, had the essentials: a pair of 3D glasses, three 20-ounce cans of Ice House beer, a smashed cheeseburger, and a laptop (possibly to blast a little Bob Seger). Party time. But he got arrested because he was allegedly naked on the beach, and Bunche Beach isn't a nude beach.

  • Anthony Michael Hedger

    Anthony Michael Hedger, 24, was arrested after authorities in South Carolina saw him walking down a highway naked carrying his 13-month-old son, also naked.

  • Aydrea Meaders

    Aydrea Meaders is accused of stripping during an upstate New York school assembly. She is facing child endangerment and lewdness charges.

  • Osmer Hernandez

    Osmer Hernandez, 33, of New Orleans, La., was arrested when he seranaded cops while naked and masturbating.

  • Marty R. Parrish

    Police in Flagler Beach, Fla., arrested Marty R. Parrish after an officer saw him "walking south on the Flagler Beach Boardwalk naked" except for a hat on his head.

  • John David Kinder

    John David Kinder, 25, was arrested for allegedly dancing naked outside a Florida woman's house on Aug. 15. He was charged with disorderly conduct.

  • Matthew Ibarria

    Matthew Ibarria, a fugitive from Florida wanted for allegedly attacking a relative, was arrested after jumping naked from a car in Georgia. This dashboard video from a Kingsland Police Department vehicle allegedly shows him running away. <a href="http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2012/03/09/naked-man-matthew-ibarria-police-chase_n_1334638.html" target="_hplink">Read more.</a>

  • Tracy Mabb

    Mabb is accused of exposing herself at an intersection in Pompano Beach, Fla. She allegedly told police she didn't "give a f--k" about her actions, according to a police report.

  • Naked Chainsaw

    Lindsay Medd Stevens was arrested by police in Knoxville, Tenn., for indecent exposure after his neighbor saw him cutting a tree down -- while completely in the buff. Knox County sheriff's deputy <a href="http://www.wate.com/story/19009880/knox-county-man-arrested-while-doing-yard-work-in-the-nude" target="_hplink">Scott Ritch told WATE-TV </a>that he saw Stevens standing completely nude in his yard cutting a tree, only to run inside his house when he saw the officer.

  • Aaron Latham

    Latham, 22, allegedly got naked, stole a man's truck and then ran it into the front of a home at 50 mph. <a href="http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2012/04/30/aaron-latham-nude-man-steals-truck-crashes-through-house-delaware_n_1464836.html" target="_hplink">Read more.</a>

  • Keith Fehr

    Keith Fehr is accused of wearing a black dress and exposed himself to children at a park in Illinois. <a href="http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2012/04/05/keith-fehr-little-black-dress-indecent-exposure_n_1406703.html" target="_hplink">Read more. </a>

  • William Bliss

    William Bliss was arrested in March, 2012 after claiming four men made him carry a nuclear bomb -- while he was naked and drunk in the middle of an Iowa City street. <a href="http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2012/03/20/forced-to-handle-nuclear-weapon_n_1366879.html" target="_hplink">Read more.</a>

  • Jacob Lee Bovia

    Jacob Lee Bovia is facing real indecent exposure charges for exposing his fake genitalia to a group of women on Maryland's Anne Arundel Community College campus. <a href="http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2012/03/07/jacob-lee-bovia-arrested-exposing-fake-penis-maryland_n_1326558.html" target="_hplink">Read more. </a>

  • Joshua Greene

    It's not easy to be the most most memorable visitor when thousands of NASCAR fans come to town, but West Virginia's Joshua Greene made a pretty good run for that honor when police caught the streaking 27-year-old with a raccoon in his car.

  • Milton Hodges

    Hodges, 20, of Florida, allegedly fled to a nudist colony and threatened residents there after committing an armed robbery at a nearby Lowe's. The fully-clothed Hodges was reported to have been easily identified by his pursuers in the naked environment.

  • Chad William Forber

    Chad William Forber, 41, has been charged with possession of methamphetamine, resisting or obstructing a peace officer and possession of drug paraphernalia, stemming from an incident where he was found naked in public covered in nothing but Crisco.

While you're at it, check out our potty crimes slideshow too. Remember the man who was caught yellow-handed allegedly peeing on his female co-workers' chairs over a six-month period? He's in there, along with plenty of other urinating legends:

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  • Dylan DiFalco

    Dylan DiFalco told a Sheriff's deputy he had to urinate and, when the cop told him he'd have to wait, he peed in the cop car, according to an arrest report. "I told you I had to go you stupid cop," Difalco said, according to the report.

  • Harold Wayne Hadley, Jr.

    Harold Wayne Hadley, Jr. was arrested in February 2012 for allegedly threatening to blow up his Mississippi school -- but he maintains it was a fart joke. He allegedly wrote, on a piece of toilet paper, that he "passed a bomb in the library." He was held on $20,000 bail. Read more <a href="http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2012/02/10/fart-joke-leads-to-bomb-scare_n_1268713.html" target="_hplink">here.</a>

  • Ramon Blair

    A Martin County sheriff's deputy in Florida arrested Ramon Blair, 28, based on tips from informants that Blair would have hundreds of dollars of crack cocaine "on his person." An initial search turned no results, but a more thorough search while in custody revealed that Blair had hidden the crack in, well, his crack. Blair was told to undress, squat, and cough -- and police found what appeared to be a white piece of paper in his buttocks, which contained crack cocaine. Read more <a href="http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2012/02/17/police-find-crack-in-butt_n_1285604.html" target="_hplink">here.</a>

  • Raymond Foley

    Raymond Foley, an IT guy at an insurance company in West Des Moines, allegedly peed on four female co-workers' chairs over the course of five months. The company installed surveillance cameras in April, 2012 when the women complained, and reportedly caught Foley yellow handed. <a href="http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2012/04/03/it-guy-peed-on-chairs_n_1399398.html" target="_hplink">Read more.</a>

  • Joseph Hannah

    Sheriff's deputies in Albuquerque, N.M. arrested Joseph Hannah for allegedly posing as a police officer. He's accused of pointing a gun at a group of teenage boys and allegedly urinating on a hat belonging to one of them. Two women told police that he pulled them over and flirted with them in separate incidents. <a href="http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2012/04/26/joseph-hannah-impersonated-cop-urinated-hat_n_1455881.html" target="_hplink">Read more.</a>