Miami Swim Week Bikini Almost Reveals Too Much On Bottom (PHOTOS)

For anyone worried about wardrobe malfunctions, the perils of wearing a teeny bikini are obvious. The perils of wearing one under bright lights on a runway in heels? Even worse.

And so as Mercedes-Benz Fashion Week Swim readied itself for Miami this week, we knew we'd probably spot at least one swimsuit faux pas. Sure enough, on Tuesday a model teeter-tottered down the runway in stilettos wearing this sexy string bikini at the Luli Fama show, and from the looks of things, everything was going well. Until she got to the end of the runway.

There was just one problem: how does she -- nay, ANYONE -- keep that tiny triangle of fabric from revealing too much? Or from nudging its way to form the dreaded "front wedgie"?

Well, unfortunately, it didn't. Cringe. We're just counting our blessings that we didn't have to don this postage stamp of a bikini bottom in front of scores of photographers.

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Check out the most outrageous moments from Miami Swim Week below!

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• Striptease

  TRESemme at Agua Bendita. See the full collection <a href="http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2012/07/21/agua-bendita-2013-runway-photos-swim-week-miami_n_1692000.html" target="_hplink">here</a>. Getty Images

• Crazy Tan Line Potential (FRONT)

  Cia Maritima. Getty Images

• Crazy Tan Line Potential (BACK)

  Aqua Di Lara. Getty Images

• Unnecessary Fur

  Xtra Life Lycra. Getty Images

• ABBA Impersonation

  Luli Fama. See the full collection <a href="http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2012/07/24/luli-fama-2013-runway-photos-swim-week_n_1697895.html" target="_hplink">here</a>. Getty Images

• J.Lo-At-The-Grammys-Inspired Neckline

  Caffe Swimwear. Getty Images

• Heart Location

  Luli Fama. See the full collection <a href="http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2012/07/24/luli-fama-2013-runway-photos-swim-week_n_1697895.html" target="_hplink">here</a>. Getty Images

• Rainbow Inspiration

  Red Carter. See the full collection <a href="http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2012/07/23/red-carter-2013-collection-runway-photos-swim-week_n_1694553.html" target="_hplink">here</a>. AFP/Getty Images

• Cowgirl Fringe

  Luli Fama. See the full collection <a href="http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2012/07/24/luli-fama-2013-runway-photos-swim-week_n_1697895.html" target="_hplink">here</a>. Getty Images

• Sheer Lace

  Luli Fama. See the full collection <a href="http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2012/07/24/luli-fama-2013-runway-photos-swim-week_n_1697895.html" target="_hplink">here</a>. Getty Images

• Sexy Antlers

  Lisa Blue. See the full collection <a href="http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2012/07/20/lisa-blue-runway-collection-swim-week-miami_n_1689185.html" target="_hplink">here</a>. AFP/Getty Images

• Neon Visor

  TRESemme at Agua Bendita. See the full collection <a href="http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2012/07/21/agua-bendita-2013-runway-photos-swim-week-miami_n_1692000.html" target="_hplink">here</a>. Getty Images

• Does this one need a category?

  Red Carter. See the full collection <a href="http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2012/07/23/red-carter-2013-collection-runway-photos-swim-week_n_1694553.html" target="_hplink">here</a>. AFP/Getty Images

• Hot Hat

  Xtra Life Lycra. Getty Images

• Innovative Hat Material

  Xtra Life Lycra. Getty Images

• Rockette-Inspired Headpiece

  Lisa Blue. See the full collection <a href="http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2012/07/20/lisa-blue-runway-collection-swim-week-miami_n_1689185.html" target="_hplink">here</a>. AFP/Getty Images

• Satellite-Inspired Headpiece

  Lisa Blue. See the full collection <a href="http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2012/07/20/lisa-blue-runway-collection-swim-week-miami_n_1689185.html" target="_hplink">here</a>. AFP/Getty Images

• Floral Accessory

  Luli Fama. See the full collection <a href="http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2012/07/24/luli-fama-2013-runway-photos-swim-week_n_1697895.html" target="_hplink">here</a>. Getty Images

• Face Jewelry

  Lisa Blue. See the full collection <a href="http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2012/07/20/lisa-blue-runway-collection-swim-week-miami_n_1689185.html" target="_hplink">here</a>. AFP/Getty Images

• Dangerous Heels

  Rose by <a href="http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2012/01/09/vanessa-simmons-launches-_n_1194451.html" target="_hplink">Vanessa Jean</a>. Getty Images

• Gaga-Inspired Footwear

  Rose by <a href="http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2012/01/09/vanessa-simmons-launches-_n_1194451.html" target="_hplink">Vanessa Jean</a>. Getty Images

• City-Appropriate Accessories

  BCBGeneration. Getty Images

• Matchy-Matchy Accessories

  Gottex. Getty Images for Mercedes-Benz Fashion Week Swim 2013

• Rose Colored Glasses

  Poko Pano. See the full collection <a href="http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2012/07/21/poko-pano-2013-runway-photos-swim-week_n_1691782.html" target="_hplink">here</a>. Joe Klamar/AFP/Getty Images

• Oversized Earrings

  Red Carter. See the full collection <a href="http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2012/07/23/red-carter-2013-collection-runway-photos-swim-week_n_1694553.html" target="_hplink">here</a>. AFP/Getty Images

• Dragon-Inspired Tail

  Lisa Blue. See the full collection <a href="http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2012/07/20/lisa-blue-runway-collection-swim-week-miami_n_1689185.html" target="_hplink">here</a>. AFP/Getty Images

• 'A Clockwork Orange' Impression

  Dolores Cortes. See the full collection <a href="http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2012/07/21/dolores-cortes-2013-swim-week-miami_n_1691644.html" target="_hplink">here</a>. Getty Images

• Dramatic Eye Makeup

  Lisa Blue. See the full collection <a href="http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2012/07/20/lisa-blue-runway-collection-swim-week-miami_n_1689185.html" target="_hplink">here</a>. AFP/Getty Images

• Colored Face Paint

  Vitamin A by Amahlia Stevens. See the full collection <a href="http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2012/07/21/vitamin-a-2013-runway-photos-swim-week-miami_n_1691931.html" target="_hplink">here</a>. Getty Images

• Body Art

  Dolores Cortes. See the full collection <a href="http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2012/07/21/dolores-cortes-2013-swim-week-miami_n_1691644.html" target="_hplink">here</a>. Getty Images

• Tan Lines

  Luli Fama. See the full collection <a href="http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2012/07/24/luli-fama-2013-runway-photos-swim-week_n_1697895.html" target="_hplink">here</a>. Getty Images

• Hair Color... To The Extreme

  Dolores Cortes. See the full collection <a href="http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2012/07/21/dolores-cortes-2013-swim-week-miami_n_1691644.html" target="_hplink">here</a>. Getty Images

• Future Dreads

  Mara Hoffman. See the full collection <a href="http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2012/07/22/mara-hoffman-2013-swim-collection-runway-photos_n_1692938.html" target="_hplink">here</a>. Getty Images

• Ombre Hair

  Lisa Blue. See the full collection <a href="http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2012/07/20/lisa-blue-runway-collection-swim-week-miami_n_1689185.html" target="_hplink">here</a>. AFP/Getty Images

• Cone Head

  Red Carter. See the full collection <a href="http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2012/07/23/red-carter-2013-collection-runway-photos-swim-week_n_1694553.html" target="_hplink">here</a>. AFP/Getty Images

• Dancing Models

  Lisa Blue. See the full collection <a href="http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2012/07/20/lisa-blue-runway-collection-swim-week-miami_n_1689185.html" target="_hplink">here</a>. AFP/Getty Images

• Designer Model

  Designer Lisa Blue walked the runway wearing one of her own pieces. See the full collection <a href="http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2012/07/20/lisa-blue-runway-collection-swim-week-miami_n_1689185.html" target="_hplink">here</a>. AFP/Getty Images

• Bettie Page Impression

  Nicolita. See the full collection <a href="http://www.aol.com/video/nicolita-2013-at-mercedes-benz-fashion-week-swim-miami-beach/517423430/" target="_hplink">here</a>. Getty Images

• Dancing Flapper

  Luli Fama. See the full collection <a href="http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2012/07/24/luli-fama-2013-runway-photos-swim-week_n_1697895.html" target="_hplink">here</a>. Getty Images

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Comments

[jungledave7080]

07:22 PM on 08/29/2012

First, stop letting homosexual men dress women for straight men. They have terrible taste in clothing. I like my women with a healthy layer on them. I DONT want to feel bones when I hug, and dont want to see bones when we are shopping for new cloths.
QUIT buying the crap they put on these stupid, unhealthy girls ffs.
Women who pose in Nude magazines have the type of body we love, why not use THEM?

[You go girl]

06:17 AM on 08/08/2012

Well she's not photo shopped! I think it woulda been icky if she hadn't shaved!

[briebaby]

10:31 AM on 07/27/2012

i worked with the victoria secret models in new york. my uncle helped out with the show so i got a backstage pass for assistance lol. these models look great on the runway, but behind the scences, they were literally chugging water and sticking a finger down their throat to get it all out. measuring waists and complaining the entire time. it's really sad. i think they honestly need to gain weight, but that's only because i saw them in person and they really arn't happy like that. talking to them they just seem miserable. dont bash them, they know theyre super thin, they have to be. no one would market teeny weeny bikini's on a curvy girl like me.

[Emy Freeland]

11:55 PM on 07/26/2012

Jeesus Christ, No.11... bikinis require head gear now? Thats taking sun protection a little too seriously....

[Nangael]

12:09 PM on 07/26/2012

It's a pity to waste such wonderful bikini on a bag of bones. I would love to see it on a real woman.

[escapee]

11:14 AM on 07/26/2012

Number 15, leaf hat. Heehee.

[Drosco]

09:45 AM on 07/26/2012

This is great!

[chuckpullium]

09:43 AM on 07/26/2012

I get a laugh out of all these jealous women and half-men badmouthing these girls and the bikinis they are wearing. Beautiful. Fantastic. HOT! But, I like women, a lot, so I'm prejudiced.

[jstanavgguy]

09:11 AM on 07/26/2012

Well, at least she took the step of getting a really good brazilian before the show.

[Last Progressive Texan]

01:32 AM on 07/26/2012

I think Jessica Misener should show us how it's done since apparently she's an expert with intentional wardrobe malfunctions and random cringing.

[kenzor]

12:15 AM on 07/26/2012

Those jutting hip bones are not sexy.

[unionbrother]

11:05 PM on 07/25/2012

must be very hot where they wore thses suits, as the models have wither away to nothing......

[PlacidLife]

09:31 PM on 07/25/2012

Seems it accomplishes exactly what a bikini is supposed to do.

[Parade Keegan]

06:55 PM on 07/25/2012

Nope. Bikinis are just that.

[Tazirai]

05:45 PM on 07/25/2012

OMG tooo skinny..... yuck! Put a normal sized woman in them then i'll be like OMGWTFBBQ!!!!!1!!!!!

[EvilMango]

12:00 PM on 07/26/2012

Put a normal sized women in them and no one would buy that garbage. Im guessing you're a fatty.