For anyone worried about wardrobe malfunctions, the perils of wearing a teeny bikini are obvious. The perils of wearing one under bright lights on a runway in heels? Even worse.

And so as Mercedes-Benz Fashion Week Swim readied itself for Miami this week, we knew we'd probably spot at least one swimsuit faux pas. Sure enough, on Tuesday a model teeter-tottered down the runway in stilettos wearing this sexy string bikini at the Luli Fama show, and from the looks of things, everything was going well. Until she got to the end of the runway.

There was just one problem: how does she -- nay, ANYONE -- keep that tiny triangle of fabric from revealing too much? Or from nudging its way to form the dreaded "front wedgie"?

Well, unfortunately, it didn't. Cringe. We're just counting our blessings that we didn't have to don this postage stamp of a bikini bottom in front of scores of photographers.

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Check out the most outrageous moments from Miami Swim Week below!

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  • Striptease

    TRESemme at Agua Bendita. See the full collection <a href="http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2012/07/21/agua-bendita-2013-runway-photos-swim-week-miami_n_1692000.html" target="_hplink">here</a>. Getty Images

  • Crazy Tan Line Potential (FRONT)

    Cia Maritima. Getty Images

  • Crazy Tan Line Potential (BACK)

    Aqua Di Lara. Getty Images

  • Unnecessary Fur

    Xtra Life Lycra. Getty Images

  • ABBA Impersonation

    Luli Fama. See the full collection <a href="http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2012/07/24/luli-fama-2013-runway-photos-swim-week_n_1697895.html" target="_hplink">here</a>. Getty Images

  • J.Lo-At-The-Grammys-Inspired Neckline

    Caffe Swimwear. Getty Images

  • Heart Location

    Luli Fama. See the full collection <a href="http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2012/07/24/luli-fama-2013-runway-photos-swim-week_n_1697895.html" target="_hplink">here</a>. Getty Images

  • Rainbow Inspiration

    Red Carter. See the full collection <a href="http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2012/07/23/red-carter-2013-collection-runway-photos-swim-week_n_1694553.html" target="_hplink">here</a>. AFP/Getty Images

  • Cowgirl Fringe

    Luli Fama. See the full collection <a href="http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2012/07/24/luli-fama-2013-runway-photos-swim-week_n_1697895.html" target="_hplink">here</a>. Getty Images

  • Sheer Lace

    Luli Fama. See the full collection <a href="http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2012/07/24/luli-fama-2013-runway-photos-swim-week_n_1697895.html" target="_hplink">here</a>. Getty Images

  • Sexy Antlers

    Lisa Blue. See the full collection <a href="http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2012/07/20/lisa-blue-runway-collection-swim-week-miami_n_1689185.html" target="_hplink">here</a>. AFP/Getty Images

  • Neon Visor

    TRESemme at Agua Bendita. See the full collection <a href="http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2012/07/21/agua-bendita-2013-runway-photos-swim-week-miami_n_1692000.html" target="_hplink">here</a>. Getty Images

  • Does this one need a category?

    Red Carter. See the full collection <a href="http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2012/07/23/red-carter-2013-collection-runway-photos-swim-week_n_1694553.html" target="_hplink">here</a>. AFP/Getty Images

  • Hot Hat

    Xtra Life Lycra. Getty Images

  • Innovative Hat Material

    Xtra Life Lycra. Getty Images

  • Rockette-Inspired Headpiece

    Lisa Blue. See the full collection <a href="http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2012/07/20/lisa-blue-runway-collection-swim-week-miami_n_1689185.html" target="_hplink">here</a>. AFP/Getty Images

  • Satellite-Inspired Headpiece

    Lisa Blue. See the full collection <a href="http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2012/07/20/lisa-blue-runway-collection-swim-week-miami_n_1689185.html" target="_hplink">here</a>. AFP/Getty Images

  • Floral Accessory

    Luli Fama. See the full collection <a href="http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2012/07/24/luli-fama-2013-runway-photos-swim-week_n_1697895.html" target="_hplink">here</a>. Getty Images

  • Face Jewelry

    Lisa Blue. See the full collection <a href="http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2012/07/20/lisa-blue-runway-collection-swim-week-miami_n_1689185.html" target="_hplink">here</a>. AFP/Getty Images

  • Dangerous Heels

    Rose by <a href="http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2012/01/09/vanessa-simmons-launches-_n_1194451.html" target="_hplink">Vanessa Jean</a>. Getty Images

  • Gaga-Inspired Footwear

    Rose by <a href="http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2012/01/09/vanessa-simmons-launches-_n_1194451.html" target="_hplink">Vanessa Jean</a>. Getty Images

  • City-Appropriate Accessories

    BCBGeneration. Getty Images

  • Matchy-Matchy Accessories

    Gottex. Getty Images for Mercedes-Benz Fashion Week Swim 2013

  • Rose Colored Glasses

    Poko Pano. See the full collection <a href="http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2012/07/21/poko-pano-2013-runway-photos-swim-week_n_1691782.html" target="_hplink">here</a>. Joe Klamar/AFP/Getty Images

  • Oversized Earrings

    Red Carter. See the full collection <a href="http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2012/07/23/red-carter-2013-collection-runway-photos-swim-week_n_1694553.html" target="_hplink">here</a>. AFP/Getty Images

  • Dragon-Inspired Tail

    Lisa Blue. See the full collection <a href="http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2012/07/20/lisa-blue-runway-collection-swim-week-miami_n_1689185.html" target="_hplink">here</a>. AFP/Getty Images

  • 'A Clockwork Orange' Impression

    Dolores Cortes. See the full collection <a href="http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2012/07/21/dolores-cortes-2013-swim-week-miami_n_1691644.html" target="_hplink">here</a>. Getty Images

  • Dramatic Eye Makeup

    Lisa Blue. See the full collection <a href="http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2012/07/20/lisa-blue-runway-collection-swim-week-miami_n_1689185.html" target="_hplink">here</a>. AFP/Getty Images

  • Colored Face Paint

    Vitamin A by Amahlia Stevens. See the full collection <a href="http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2012/07/21/vitamin-a-2013-runway-photos-swim-week-miami_n_1691931.html" target="_hplink">here</a>. Getty Images

  • Body Art

    Dolores Cortes. See the full collection <a href="http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2012/07/21/dolores-cortes-2013-swim-week-miami_n_1691644.html" target="_hplink">here</a>. Getty Images

  • Tan Lines

    Luli Fama. See the full collection <a href="http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2012/07/24/luli-fama-2013-runway-photos-swim-week_n_1697895.html" target="_hplink">here</a>. Getty Images

  • Hair Color... To The Extreme

    Dolores Cortes. See the full collection <a href="http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2012/07/21/dolores-cortes-2013-swim-week-miami_n_1691644.html" target="_hplink">here</a>. Getty Images

  • Future Dreads

    Mara Hoffman. See the full collection <a href="http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2012/07/22/mara-hoffman-2013-swim-collection-runway-photos_n_1692938.html" target="_hplink">here</a>. Getty Images

  • Ombre Hair

    Lisa Blue. See the full collection <a href="http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2012/07/20/lisa-blue-runway-collection-swim-week-miami_n_1689185.html" target="_hplink">here</a>. AFP/Getty Images

  • Cone Head

    Red Carter. See the full collection <a href="http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2012/07/23/red-carter-2013-collection-runway-photos-swim-week_n_1694553.html" target="_hplink">here</a>. AFP/Getty Images

  • Dancing Models

    Lisa Blue. See the full collection <a href="http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2012/07/20/lisa-blue-runway-collection-swim-week-miami_n_1689185.html" target="_hplink">here</a>. AFP/Getty Images

  • Designer Model

    Designer Lisa Blue walked the runway wearing one of her own pieces. See the full collection <a href="http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2012/07/20/lisa-blue-runway-collection-swim-week-miami_n_1689185.html" target="_hplink">here</a>. AFP/Getty Images

  • Bettie Page Impression

    Nicolita. See the full collection <a href="http://www.aol.com/video/nicolita-2013-at-mercedes-benz-fashion-week-swim-miami-beach/517423430/" target="_hplink">here</a>. Getty Images

  • Dancing Flapper

    Luli Fama. See the full collection <a href="http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2012/07/24/luli-fama-2013-runway-photos-swim-week_n_1697895.html" target="_hplink">here</a>. Getty Images


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