Dog: Cat! You must sniff what I sniff here.
Cat: No, I am not interested. You are a peasant.
Dog: I will bother you while old lady talks herself.
Cat: Go away. I am tired.
Dog: Then I will lift you, comrade.
Cat: No, please do not lift me. Do not dub me comrade.
Dog: Hark! I am lifting thee, respectfully.
Cat: Now I will die deaths by the thousand. How embarrassing.
Dog: Come one, this is not so bad? Repeat?
Dog: You must love me now! Please! See how I am stronger!
Cat: You are the czar of the suck. You has memed us!
Dog: What is meme?
Cat: I exercise nonviolent protest.
Dog: But revolution must be armed!
Cat: Politburo called ... you has appointment at Kremlin.
Dog: But I am a peasant.
Cat: You are a bore. Why has you brought me inside?
(via Laughing Squid)
Check out our slideshow of cats and dogs being BFFs:
Taking care of each other.
And an ear cleaning.
They're ok hanging out with each other while the other cats play.
A Big New Friend
Spots, no spots. It's cool.
GIMME A HUG!
I think you've got something in your ear.
There's plenty of room in that bed.
Let me just get those knots in your shoulders out.
Exhausted after a day of hanging out.
That puppy's fur does look pretty warm.
Laying Around The House
A playful cuddle.
Shhhh. She's sleeping.