(Rough Translation)

Dog: Cat! You must sniff what I sniff here.

Cat: No, I am not interested. You are a peasant.

Dog: I will bother you while old lady talks herself.

Cat: Go away. I am tired.

Dog: Then I will lift you, comrade.

Cat: No, please do not lift me. Do not dub me comrade.

Dog: Hark! I am lifting thee, respectfully.

Cat: Now I will die deaths by the thousand. How embarrassing.

Dog: Come one, this is not so bad? Repeat?

Cat: (unintelligible)...

Dog: You must love me now! Please! See how I am stronger!

Cat: You are the czar of the suck. You has memed us!

Dog: What is meme?

Cat: I exercise nonviolent protest.

Dog: But revolution must be armed!

Cat: Politburo called ... you has appointment at Kremlin.

Dog: But I am a peasant.

Cat: You are a bore. Why has you brought me inside?

Dog: Sniff.

(via Laughing Squid)

Check out our slideshow of cats and dogs being BFFs:

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  • Carpet Cuddle

    Looks cozy.

  • Friend Grooming

    Taking care of each other.

  • Face Hug

    And an ear cleaning.

  • Kitten Friend

    They're ok hanging out with each other while the other cats play.

  • A Big New Friend

    Spots, no spots. It's cool.

  • Puppy Hug

    GIMME A HUG!

  • Puppy Bath

    I think you've got something in your ear.

  • Nap Time

    There's plenty of room in that bed.

  • Massage

    Let me just get those knots in your shoulders out.

  • Sleepy Friends

    Exhausted after a day of hanging out.

  • Very Affectionate

    That puppy's fur does look pretty warm.

  • Laying Around The House

    A playful cuddle.

  • Cuddle

    Shhhh. She's sleeping.