Do you have mixed feelings about squirrels? Do you want to both nurture and humiliate them? Then Archie McPhee has the product for you, you monster.
As the web site explains:
Hang this vinyl 5-1/2" x 8" Big Head Squirrel Feeder in front of a window or near a porch, fill it with something squirrels like to eat and when they stick their head up there, the squirrel looks like he has a hilariously huge head with a goofy smile.
Yeah, take that, bottom of the food chain. Humans rule!
Bird Feeder Robbery
That's not squirrel food! That's bird food!
This guy had to take a dizzying ride to get some food, but he got it in the end.
Leaving The Tupperware
The container is of no consequence. The squirrel just wants the precious treasures inside.
Crunchy Nut Bar
You can't really blame a squirrel for wanting a Crunchy Nut Bar.
Stealing dog food, all while the dog is looking the other way, none the wiser.
Opening A Jar Of Peanuts
Squirrels are a lot smarter than people think.
Searching Through The Garbage
But he eventually found the McDonald's bun he was looking for.
Wait Til The Coast Is Clear
Then quietly swoop in, take just one nut and run off into the distance. They'll never know.
Vending Machine Theft
$1.75 for a Baby Ruth? You can't blame the squirrel, that's a rip-off.
A feeder perfectly designed for the size and shape of a squirrel.
An impressive bit of ingenuity from a squirrel that really wanted that entire can of peanuts.
He probably came back for it later.
After some early complications, the squirrel gets the chips.
That lunch wasn't packed for you!
When you go camping, don't leave your food unattended. A squirrel will take it.