Horrible Couple Really Wants Wedding To Reflect Their Personalities

07/26/2012 05:28 pm ET
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CHICAGO—According to recently engaged and utterly smug shitheads Ross Bird and Jessica Black, the couple wants their upcoming nuptials to be not just a wedding, but also a true reflection of who they are as human beings.

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