Last year, Jose Bautista went absolutely bananas to start the season, prompting me to write a post entitled Jose Bautista Facts. Unlike the Matt Wieters Facts meme, all of those facts about Bautista were actually true. It was part information, part reverence.
That format is the only one I can think of that will do justice to what Mike Trout is currently doing. This has gone beyond "wow, he's having a nice year" territory - now it's all just getting silly. So, here are a few actual true facts about Mike Trout's performance this year. A few of them will probably make you laugh.