07/27/2012 12:01 pm ET

Miami Weekend Guide: KISS, Craft Beer Festival, John Waters, Chelsea Vs. Milan, And Performance Art Festival (VIDEOS, PHOTOS)

Miami Swim Week is over and this weekend, our streets will be swarmed with curious freaks and geeks in place of bikini-clad, caftan-wielding models.

The small behinds and pert chests of Miami Swim Week will be replaced by the unnaturally long tongue of KISS rocker Gene Simmons and cult filmmaker John Waters' jagged smile.

International soccer royalty will descend on SunLife Stadium at Chelsea battles Milan.

And the rest of the weekend is filled with the best of South Florida from renown storytellers, local craft brews, South Florida DIYers, and Miami performance artists.

Click the below slideshow for the best things to do this weekend.

For more events, check out our around town live blog and weekly indie cinema roundup.

Miami Weekend Guide