Tattoos stay with you for life, so make sure to think long and hard before you go and -- ahhh screw it, just get a big tattoo of Jimmy Carter's face on your butt cheek.

Below, that tattoo and a many more equally poor decisions. Vote on the worst and beware of the occasional naked buttocks. You've been warned.

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  • Al Gore & Manbearpig

    This guy was super cereal about making a bad decision. <em>(<a href="http://ugliesttattoos.failblog.org/2011/02/09/funny-tattoos-manbearpig/" target="_hplink">Ugliest Tattoos</a>)</em>

  • Hillary Clinton

    This is what happens when you ask for a tattoo that nobody else in the world has. More on this <a href="http://www.philly.com/philly/blogs/entertainment/celebrities_gossip/Philly_tattoo_artist_gets_Hillary_tattoo_Hillary_camp_wont_discuss_it.html" target="_hplink">here</a>.

  • Bill Clinton

    Bubba's dreamy gaze really comes through on an inked up bicep. <em><a href="http://godfatherofgreenbay.xanga.com/photos/870ff281675986/" target="_hplink">(source)</a></em>

  • Tea Party

    'Merica.

  • Second Amendment

    You have to admire the directness of this tattoo. <em><a href="http://ugliesttattoos.failblog.org/2010/10/18/funny-tattoos-the-right-to-ugly-arms/" target="_hplink">(Ugliest Tattoos)</a></em>

  • Dick Cheney

    When in doubt, just cover up that old tat with one of an ex-vice president devil-goat. <em>(<a href="http://www.iphonesavior.com/2008/10/zune-tattoo-guy-makes-dick-cheney-the-devil.html" target="_hplink">source</a>)</em>

  • Don't Tread On Me

    The tattoo on the right must complicate the process of getting a back-walking massage. <em><a href="http://rsmccain.blogspot.com/2009/04/extreme-youth.html" target="_hplink">(source)</a></em>

  • GOP Elephant

    Well, would ya look at that. That's, uh, that's a tattoo. Go you. <a href="http://www.tattoorack.com/tattoo-designs/25634-gop" target="_hplink"><em>(Tattoo Rack)</em></a>

  • GOP Swastika

    Remember now, they're permanent. <em><a href="http://ugliesttattoos.failblog.org/2012/04/10/funny-tattoos-gopstika/" target="_hplink">(Ugliest Tattoos)</a></em>

  • JFK, Part I

    "Ich bin ein tattoo." <em><a href="http://lelkola.deviantart.com/journal/Tattoos-for-life-216746012#/d1xarbc" target="_hplink">(source)</a></em>

  • JFK, Part II

    We're sure it makes sense in the context of the rest of the arm. <em><a href="http://sinnermantattoo.com/yahoo_site_admin/assets/images/JFK.112133612_large.jpg" target="_hplink">(source)</a></em>

  • Anti-Gay Bible Scripture

    You know what else Leviticus says? <a href="http://bible.cc/leviticus/19-28.htm" target="_hplink">No tattoos</a>. Also <a href="http://bible.cc/leviticus/19-27.htm" target="_hplink">no haircuts</a>. <em><a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dF5M9v1ydh0" target="_hplink">(source)</a></em>

  • Richard Nixon

    And here's Nixon as a tattoo, by way of "The Simpsons." <em><a href="http://www.ratemyink.com/?action=ssp&pid=112075" target="_hplink">(Rate My Ink)</a></em>

  • President Barack Obama

    Whoa. Too much detail. <em>(<a href="http://offbeatink.com/experiences/can-we-get-an-obama-tattoo-yes-we-can/" target="_hplink">Offbeatink.com</a>)</em>

  • Obama 44

    Whoa. Not enough detail. <em>(<a href="http://www.tattoostattoo.com/Free/Obama-44-number.html" target="_hplink">source</a>)</em>

  • Sarah Palin

    We'd be remiss not to make an "I can see butt-crack from here" joke. More on the tattoo from the <em><a href="http://militarytimes.com/blogs/battle-rattle/2010/05/27/gunnys-sarah-palin-tattoo-the-butt-of-jokes/" target="_hplink">Military Times</a></em>.

  • Ronald Reagan

    Clearly a fan of trickle down economics. And tramp stamps. <em><a href="http://www.allweirdpics.com/pictures/Ronald_Reagan_Tattoo.htm" target="_hplink">(Allweirdpics.com)</a></em>

  • Ron Paul

    Reminds me of my Green Party tribal band. <a href="http://reason.com/blog/2008/03/20/the-revolution-will-be-tattoiz" target="_hplink"><em>(Reason)</em></a>

  • Sarah Palin, Part II

    <a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_Governors_of_Alaska" target="_hplink">Alaska's third-most popular half-term governor</a> assumes her rightful place on your calf, where she'll stay forever. <a href="http://ugliesttattoos.failblog.org/2011/07/15/funny-tattoos-unflippinbelievable/" target="_hplink"><em>(Ugliest Tattoos)</em></a>

  • Teddy Roosevelt

    An exact replica of the presidential portrait in the White House. That's what we hear. <a href="http://godfatherofgreenbay.xanga.com/photos/0dd12281676014/" target="_hplink"><em>(source)</em></a>

  • Sarah Palin, Part III

    Think of someone you find repulsive and toxic, then brand a picture of said person's face on your body. Voilà.

  • White Power Unicorn?

    This is one confused racist. <a href="http://ugliesttattoos.failblog.org/2012/02/08/funny-tattoos-nazi-rainbow-ponies-are-the-worst/" target="_hplink"><em>(Ugliest Tattoos)</em></a>

  • Jimmy Carter

    Poor Jimmy Carter -- always the *<em>butt</em>* of political jokes. See what we did there?

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