Tattoos stay with you for life, so make sure to think long and hard before you go and -- ahhh screw it, just get a big tattoo of Jimmy Carter's face on your butt cheek.
Below, that tattoo and a many more equally poor decisions. Vote on the worst and beware of the occasional naked buttocks. You've been warned.
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