There's nothing quite like a potty East Ender railing against the injustices of the day; and when Terry Jones of Monty Python fame is the voice of the person in question, the result is truly sublime.

While the Olympics host city would probably like us to believe that simply everyone in the country is on board with hosting the games, it's never the case. In fact, the event can be a downright nuisance for the taxpaying citizens who live within the city limits. And Brick Lane Bertha here is no exception.

The animated short above, created by The Final Edition, is a treat for fans of Jones' "Life Of Brian" mother character, or pretty much any of the female characters he played over the years. It's also a bit of a cathartic balm for those of us who were tired of The Olympics before they even started.

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  • Competitive Eating

    Come on, Kobayashi was made for this!

  • H.O.R.S.E.

    Spanish-speaking athletes will have an automatic advantage as tehy'll be playing C.A.B.A.L.L.O.

  • Roller Derby

    If Drew Barrymore can make a movie about it, it's good enough for the Olympics.

  • Planking

    Remember 2011, guys?

  • Pole Dancing

    It's a physically demanding spectator sport, <em>plus</em> it's clothing-optional. What's not to love?

  • Icing Bros

    They have frat boys in other countries, right?

  • Breakdancing

    If ribbon dancing made it in, we don't understand why this wouldn't.

  • Beer Pong

    Elbows behind the table or you're disqualified.

  • Blogging

    Sitting at a computer all day thinking of snarky comments isn't "athletic," per se, but it does require a lot of stamina and toned digits for typing. Now, who's up for some competitive aggregation?

  • Speed Reading

    You might think that this would be a boring event to watch, buut with every turn of a page there could potentially be a paper cut. Now that's excitement!

  • Mini Golf

    OK, maybe not an entire round of mini-golf, but the windmill hole has got to be worth at least a Bronze.

  • Square Dancing

    It requires coordination, team work <em>and</em> has an awesome "uniform" selection (plus, you know America would take the Gold).

  • That Thing Where You Have To Get The Ball In The Cup

    You know, that thing.

  • Bumper Cars

    Finally, the nations of the world can express their frustrations in a way that doesn't involve bombs or embargos.

  • Potato Sack Races

    We already have pre-teen Olympians, why not give them a sport that they'll actually enjoy?

  • Drinking

    It'd be a lot like that movie "<a href="" target="_hplink">Beerfest</a>," except, you know, a lot funnier.