Yelp is indisputably the reigning king of Internet restaurant reviews, and as with all things web-based and comment-reliant, that means it's also home to some pretty weird rants.

Luckily, YouTuber Joe Plummer had the idea to mine the site for the best, most ridiculous comments and have professional actors do them justice.

In this first video, actor Chris Kipiniak ('The Good Wife', 'Delocated') takes a swing at a melodramatic story from a customer who somehow manages to be both satisfied and unsatisfied at the same time.

For more dramatic reading goodness, check out this interpretation of a Facebook comment thread.

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