Do you love meat? Are there not enough ways for you to express that love? Are you, perhaps, Iowa senator Chuck Grassley?
You may have tired of introducing yourself by saying, "Hello, my name is [blank], and I love meat." If this particular issue has been plaguing you, maybe you should pick up some attire that projects just how voracious a meat-eater you are. With, you know, just a picture of meat on your shirt.
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