Nothing says "respecting fallen heroes" like telling people what they should do to your butt.
Mitt Romney's Quixotic Adventures Across The Pond tour got an extra dose of absurdity this week thanks to Rick Gorka. The Romney aide yelled at reporters to "kiss [his] ass" after they shouted questions at the presidential hopeful during a visit to Poland's Tomb of the Unknown Soldier.
Jon Stewart couldn't help but notice the irony in the whole situation on Tuesday night's "Daily Show."
"Have a little decorum, you cocksucking piece of shit," he joked. "This is sacred motherfucking ground!"
According to Stewart's calculations, though, the "kiss [his] ass!" gaffe is part of an emerging pattern in the Romney campaign as of late: answer questions, ignore questions, kiss ass, repeat.
Dear Mitt, we expect the next gaffe on the Comedy edit desk by 8AM tomorrow sharp. You're on the clock pal, keep em coming.