KFC's own Colonel Sanders, portrayed brilliantly by John Goodman for Funny or Die, is here to tell you exactly how he feels about the gays.

Ever since Chick-fil-A revealed their true feelings about gay marriage, we reckon you've been dying to know where other fast food chains stand on the issue. How else can you be sure that your chicken isn't fried in bigotry and hatred traditional family values?

Well guess what? Colonel Sanders LOVES the gays. Like, really loves them. A lot.

Watch the video above to see just how much.

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