If you ask us, Ryan Lochte is quite a catch. But when Us Weekly wanted to know why the chiseled swimmer is still single, his mom explained, "He's too busy! He's so warmhearted that I don't think he'd want to have a relationship with somebody. I don't think he wants to get into a relationship."

Not true, says Ryan! "Yeah, I mean I definitely want a relationship. I want to give a certain someone my heart," Lochte later clarified to E! News. "I mean, I just gotta find the right girl."

We've learned a lot about the 28-year-old gold medalist over the past couple weeks (#jeah), and we want to help him find a lady friend. Here are some of the qualities we feel she should possess.

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  • Must love grills

    Kim Kardashian

  • Fashion-design entrepreneur a plus

    Jenni "Jwoww" Farley

  • Has a taste for statement shoes

    Lady Gaga

  • Hangs around pools

    Ashley Tisdale

  • Could give "Dancing With the Stars" pointers

    Bristol Palin

  • Appreciates a good catchphrase


  • Knows how to score endorsement deals


  • Doesn't do one-night stands

    Blake Lively (who says she's only <a href="http://www.businessinsider.com/gossip-girl-blake-lively-boyfriends-2012-2" target="_hplink">slept with boyfriends</a>)

  • Wears patriotic garb

    Katy Perry

  • Committed to fitness

    Miley Cyrus