We really like bacon. Probably more than most people. Even though we sometimes say that we think bacon might be "over" or have "jumped the shark," we still pretty much always want to eat it, if it's around.
That said -- even your HuffPost Food Editors have never had a bacon emergency so urgent that it requires a tear-sheet.
We do appreciate the consideration this prankster has taken for those in a bacon crisis. Everyone, please use bacon responsibly.
<a href="http://www.flickr.com/photos/briankusler/2337430825/">(Via Flickr)</a>
The BA-K-47 was made by the folks at <a href="http://www.thisisfreakingridiculous.com/tifr/2009/4/13/ba-k-47.html">ThisIsFreakingRidiculous.com</a> for their first annual bacon day.
<a href="http://eatliver.com/i.php?n=3696">(Via EatLiver.com)</a>
<a href="http://www.slashfood.com/2006/10/29/a-bacon-martini/">(Via Slash Food)</a>
Bacon Business Cards
<a href="http://www.meatcards.com/">Actually made from jerky, but close enough.</a>
<a href="http://hatsofmeat.com/">(Via HatsOfMeat.com)</a>
<a href="http://www.flickr.com/photos/netdiva/sets/72157608179195754/">(Via Flickr)</a>
These images may look computer generated, but they're not. They are all meat (mostly bacon)! A British photographer, Carl Warner, made the "foodscapes." <a href="http://unusuallife.com/2009/01/29/bacon-world/">(Via Unusual Life)</a>
<a href="http://www.seriouseats.com/2008/10/a-lampshade-made-out-of-bacon.html">(Via Serious Eats)</a>
<a href="http://www.aldenteblog.com/2009/01/bacon-cupcakes.html">(Via the Aldente Blog)</a>
Bacon Lip Balm
<a href="http://www.amazon.com/gp/product/B00247ASKY?ie=UTF8&tag=200921-20&linkCode=as2&camp=1789&creative=390957&creativeASIN=B00247ASKY">Ok, it's not actually MADE of bacon, but it's flavored to taste/smell like it.</a>
Bacon Thermal Lance
<a href="http://allbleedingstops.blogspot.com/2009/04/thermal-lance-made-out-of-bacon.html">It can cut a steel pan in half!</a>
<a href="http://www.stltoday.com/blogzone/debs-style-file/just-plain-bizarre/2009/07/my-love-of-bacon-put-to-the-test-by-bacon-dress/">Yes, it's embellished with real bacon!</a>