Hillary Clinton may text, wink, dance the night away, whip her hair back and forth -- and oh yeah, advise the President on all things foreign policy -- but one thing the Secretary of State doesn’t do? Sweat.

Conde Nast Traveler’s Kevin Doyle spent nine days traveling with Hillz, but nary a drop of perspiration did he see. He writes:

But even after living under the klieg-light scorch of media scrutiny as First Lady (eight years), senator (eight years), and now the sixty-seventh secretary of state (three years and counting), there’s one very intimate detail that most people still don’t know about Hillary Clinton, and which I shall divulge: She does not sweat. Literally. She does not even glow. No matter how high the heat, not a drop nor a drip nor a bead nor so much as the faintest glisten can be detected anywhere about her person.

Say what? Is Hillary Clinton seriously a non-glistening goddess? Do her pores not work the same way the rest of ours do? And why has no one ever pointed this out before? According to Doyle, Clinton’s lack of perspiration hasn’t gone unnoticed by those who work closely with her. “It’s an improbable physical anomaly that was cited more than once (along with superhuman stamina, uncommon thoughtfulness, and a steel-trap mind) by longtime aides and members of the press corps,” he wrote. (The Atlantic Wire’s John Hudson even did a cursory search of photos to see if he could verify Doyle’s assertion. His search came up dry -- literally.)

Hillary has proven herself a badass too many times to count, but this new information brings whole new meaning to the phrase, “don’t let them see you sweat.” The woman evidently couldn’t if she tried.

LOOK: Amazing Photos Of Hillary Clinton

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  • She Dances

    US Secretary of State Hillary Clinton enjoys a relax moment at Cafe Havana in Cartagena, Colombia on April 15, 2012. Clinton is in Cartagena to attend the VI Summit of the Americas which closes on Sunday. AFP PHOTO / STR (Photo credit should read STR/AFP/GettyImages)

  • She Drinks Beer

    US Secretary of State Hillary Clinton enjoys a relax moment at Cafe Havana in Cartagena, Colombia on April 15, 2012. Clinton is in Cartagena to attend the VI Summit of the Americas which closes on Sunday. AFP PHOTO / STR (Photo credit should read STR/AFP/GettyImages)

  • She Winks

    Secretary of State Hillary Rodham Clinton winks at a committee member as she testifies on Capitol Hill in Washington, Wednesday, May 23, 2012, before the Senate Foreign Relations Committee hearing on the Law of the Sea Convention. (AP Photo/Cliff Owen)

  • She Doesn't Care If You See Her Sans Makeup

    U.S. Secretary of State Hillary Rodham Clinton watches a performance during an Anti-Human Trafficking event in Kolkata, Sunday, May 6, 2012. (AP Photo/Shannon Stapleton, Pool)

  • She Texts

    U.S. Secretary of State Hillary Rodham Clinton works from a desk inside a C-17 military plane upon her departure from Malta, in the Mediterranean Sea, bound for Tripoli, Libya, Tuesday Oct.18, 2011. (AP Photo / Kevin Lamarque, Pool)

  • She Knows How To Flash A Mean Peace Sign

    U.S. Secretary of State Hillary Rodham Clinton gestures with Libyan soldiers upon her departure from Tripoli in Libya Tuesday, Oct.18, 2011. (AP Photo / Kevin Lamarque, Pool)

  • She Hangs With Hollywood

    NEW YORK, NY - APRIL 24: Secretary of State Hillary Rodham Clinton and producer Harvey Weinstein attend the TIME 100 Gala, TIME'S 100 Most Influential People In The World, cocktail party at Jazz at Lincoln Center on April 24, 2012 in New York City. (Photo by Larry Busacca/Getty Images for TIME)

  • She Whips Her Hair

    Hillary arrives in Cabo for the G-20 summit.

  • She Grabs Microphones

    U.S. Secretary of State Hillary Rodham Clinton, right, helps Samira Hamidi, an Afghan citizen, with a microphone during the Afghan Civil Society event at the Okura Hotel Center in Tokyo, Sunday, July 8, 2012. (AP Photo/Brendan Smialowski, Pool)

  • She Knows How To Dance...

    South African jazz singer Judith Sephuma, left, invites U.S. Secretary of State Hillary Rodham Clinton to dance with her to African music at a gala dinner hosted by South Africa's Foreign Minister Maite Nkoana-Mashabane, not pictured at the Sefako M. Makgatho Presidential Guest House in Pretoria, South Africa, Tuesday, Aug. 7, 2012. (AP Photo/Jacquelyn Martin, Pool)

  • ...And Has Fun While Doing It!

    U.S. Secretary of State Hillary Rodham Clinton dances with Emille Phiri, chair of the Lumbadzi Milk Bulking Group, at the end of the Secretary's visit to the group in Lilongwe, Malawi, Sunday, Aug. 5, 2012, on the first ever visit to Malawi by a U.S. Secretary of State. At center is U.S. Ambassador to Malawi Jeanine Jackson. (AP Photo/Jacquelyn Martin, Pool)

  • She Has Covergirl Moments

    U.S. Secretary of State Hillary Rodham Clinton, center, reacts before the 2nd East Asia Summit Foreign Ministers' Meeting at the 45th Association of Southeast Asian Nations (ASEAN) in Phnom Penh, Cambodia, Thursday, July 12, 2012.(AP Photo/Sakchai Lalit)