Alana and her family continue to exceed expectations with each new moment of "Here Comes Honey Boo Boo" (Wed., 10 p.m. ET on TLC). Experts could debate for hours whether or not this family could possibly really be as outrageous as they're portrayed to be on the show, but fans simply won't care. They're absurdly entertaining.
After losing a pageant last week, Alana received a new pet pig as a gift. She named it Glitzy and immediately decided it was her best friend, which made her more worried than ever.
"I hope Mama don't eat Glitzy," she said. "She eats everything else."
Hopefully, Mama can stay away from Glitzy. Otherwise, it might hurt her chances of doing well in the family's weight-loss challenge. As for the rest of the clan's antics? They have to be seen to be believed.
Correction: In a previous version of this article, it was stated that Alana received the pig as a gift for winning, when in fact it was a gift to make her feel better after losing.
Find out for yourself on "Here Comes Honey Boo Boo" every Wednesday at 10 p.m. ET on TLC.
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