Fancy a used tissue, half-eaten French toast or ABC (already been chewed) gum? Well, somebody did.
While some of us are merely guilty of perusing tabloids in the supermarket checkout aisle, others take their celebrity obsessions to a whole new level.
We certainly would never like to be in the same room as the person who bought Britney Spears' used gum for $14,000, a handful of Elvis Presley's hair for $115,000 or Justin Timberlake's half-eaten French toast for north of $3,000.
Check out the weirdest celebrity items sold at auction below:
Britney Spears' <a href="http://www.people.com/people/article/0,,692094,00.html" target="_hplink">ABC gum goes for $14,000</a> in 2004.
Brad Pitt, Angelina Jolie
<a href="http://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-1305698/Yours-340-Brad-Pittss-exhaled-breath.html" target="_hplink">A jar of Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie's breath</a> (eww!) sold for $530 on eBay in 2010.
<a href="http://www.people.com/people/article/0,,20311751,00.html" target="_hplink">A handful of Elvis' hair</a> sold for $115,000 in 2002.
<a href="http://www.esquire.com/the-side/video/gary-coleman-moments" target="_hplink">A signed pair of Gary Coleman's sweatpants</a> closed in auction at $400,000. But after the winning bid was deemed fraudulent, Jimmy Kimmel (of all people) bought the pants for $500.
Who doesn't want a lock of Justin Bieber's hair?* The pop star's hair sold on eBay for $40,668 in 2011. *Sarcasm
If we all could only be so lucky. <a href="http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/entertainment/7796991.stm" target="_hplink">Scarlett Johansson's used tissue</a> sold for $5,300 in 2008. That's nothing to sneeze at!
We can only think of one direction in which the proud owner of <a href="http://www.mirror.co.uk/3am/weird-celeb-news/one-directions-toast-and-the-weirdest-celebrity-788247" target="_hplink">Niall Horan's half-eaten Vegemite toast</a> can go -- due South to the looney bin! The One Direction member's breakfast sold for more than $100,000.
If there ever were a plate of French toast that could bring sexy back, this would be it. <a href="http://www.pastemagazine.com/blogs/lists/2009/12/a-dozen-mindblowing-celebrity-auctions.html" target="_hplink">Justin Timberlake's partially eaten sugary breakfast</a> sold for $3,154 on eBay.