In the latest installment of his offbeat how-to series, "You're an A-Hole," comedian Christian Finnegan tackles the out-of-control, emotional partygoers that so often ruin many a weekend: drunk crying girls.
In this informative video, Finnegan explains the steps a young woman might take if she wanted to reach irrational, drunk crying girl status, but we like to think of it as a how-not-to guide.
From leaving the house with way too much mascara on and a comically small, overstuffed purse, to sitting indian-style on the pavement while smoking, dropping your phone and repeatedly yelling, "Why are you being like this?" at your hapless boyfriend, becoming the classic DCG actually takes many carefully planned (and inebriated) steps.
Watch the video above and check out more series like "You're An A-Hole" on Official Comedy.