Weird Al, watch your back.
We know you've been dying to hear a polka version of Guns 'N' Roses' "Sweet Child O' Mine," and your wish is Huell Howser's command. (For you non-Angelenos, Huell Howser is a real person, not just a James Adomian character on "Comedy Bang! Bang!")
This "polka machine" (which is actually a 1926 fotoplayer) seems to take recordings of popular songs and add accordion, bells, whistles and other novelty noises that might score a Spike Jones wet dream. And we're sure Axl Rose will have a great sense of humor about it.