He's not at every show at the legendary Red Rocks Amphitheater, but when he is, a seven-course dance feast is served to the unsuspecting audience.
Walter? Or Wayne? Or... whatever. The "Dancing Security Guard" as he's more commonly known by fans just needs to get his boogie on as is clearly indicated in these videos -- selected from dozens and dozens of videos of him on YouTube shaking it at Red Rocks -- in the slideshow below show.
Sometimes he appears before a show, sometimes in between bands, sometimes it's during Film On The Rocks -- but like seeing a rainbow or a unicorn or a unicorn prancing in front of a rainbow, a "Dancing Security Guard" sighting is magical.
He's a dancing, dancing, dancing, dancing machine. Watch him get down at various shows over the years at Red Rocks below:
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