Quick, there's only one more official cookout day left! Grab anything that looks like a rack and throw it over some coals STAT! What's that? No, we don't care what it was originally used for... fire kills everything bad and leaves only sweet, sweet burgers and dogs behind.
After all, we're Americans. We innovate. It's our thing.
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