We've got one more week of this convention insanity, and we're all probably going to need a few cocktails to get through it. As a service organization, HuffPost Comedy is here to help. Thus, we give you our official DNC drinking game. Follow these rules to the letter and it'll be next week before you know it.
DISCLAIMER: Don't actually do this... you will die, probably.
|If This...||Do This|
|The Obamas recreate their fist bump||Do two shots and fist bump anyone in bumping distance|
|Michelle Obama's health initiative mentioned||Make a sensible salad, pour a heart-healthy glass of red wine over it, eat with fingers|
|Plight of the middle class mentioned||Take a tiny sip of the cheapest liquor you have... times are tough|
|Obama says "my opponent" instead of "Mitt Romney"||Peel the label off your beer and eat it|
|Kal Penn drops some hip lingo||Take a shot of whatever the kids are drinking|
|Someone speaks Spanish||Shot of tequila, but only after you send voter registration forms to all your Hispanic friends|
|Joe Biden appears||Drink whatever you want, as long as it's out of a ceramic jug with an "XXX" label|
|Healthcare mentioned||Drink it all, you're covered|
|Flagrant social media integration sighting||Take a generous swig of screen cleaner|
|Petey Pablo's "Raise Up" is played||Spike open beer can on floor, take shirt off, spin it 'round your head like a helicopter|
|A reference is made to Obama's "chair"||Break closest chair (or stool) over someone's back & chug a bottle of rubbing alcohol|
|Osama bin Laden reference||Do six shots for Seal Team 6|
|Corporate sponsor mentions green energy||Funnel a bottle of Apple Pucker|
|Bill Clinton mentions his '90s record||Chug a Budweiser, scream to your buddy "Wazzzzaaaah?"|
|The war on women mentioned||Make a pitcher of cosmos, pour over head of nearest man (if you happen to BE a man, pour over own head, consider ways to improve)|
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Chris Farley As Newt Gingrich
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Chevy Chase As Gerald Ford
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Phil Hartman As Ronald Reagan
David Frye As Richard Nixon
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Jon Lovitz As Michael Dukakis
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Darrell Hammond As Bill Clinton
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Fred Armisen As Barack Obama
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Andy Samberg As Rahm Emanuel
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Jay Pharaoh: President Obama
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Dana Carvey As Ross Perot
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Dan Aykroyd As Jimmy Carter
Carter has all the answers.
Will Ferrell As Janet Reno
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Darrell Hammond As Dick Cheney
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Norm MacDonald As Bob Dole
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Kristen Wiig As Michele Bachmann
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Jason Sudeikis As Joe Biden
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Bill Hader As Rick Perry
"I'm not gonna be President, am I?"
Fred Armisen As David Paterson
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Bill Hader As Eliot Spitzer
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Kenan Thompson As Jimmy McMillan
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Jason Sudeikis As Rod Blagojevich
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Jordan Peele As Barack Obama (NSFW)
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Phil Hartman As Bill Clinton
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Al Franken As Henry Kissinger
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James Adomian As George W. Bush
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James Adomian As Jesse Ventura
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Darrell Hammond As John McCain
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Jason Sudeikis As Mitt Romney
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