The only reason that Michelangelo was ever our favorite Ninja Turtle was because of his intense love for pizza -- if not, Leonardo would have been the man.
Fellow pizza lovers (of which there are many) automatically like other pizza lovers. Besides just feeding us, pizza has a unifying force that brings us together -- 8 of us at least, depending on how big the pie. One could go so far as to say that this simple Italian dish of bread, tomatoes and cheese could probably inspire world peace. (That's right, we said it.) It's just that good.
Whether you eat it at some fancy Italian spot, get a dollar slice or make it at home, pizza is one food that most people can agree upon. There's even a community of pizza lovers on Facebook. And while we haven't joined it yet, we do love pizza so much that we wrote it a kind of love letter. Oh pizza, how we love you, let us count the ways.
Pizza, We Love You
And We Can Tell You Love Us Too
We Love You When You're Saucy
We Love You Covered With Cheese
We Don't Mind When You Get Fat (Actually, We Kinda Like It)
We Even Love You For Breakfast
And Although You Get Down With Hardboiled Eggs, We Still Want You
You're Perfect, In Every Conceivable Way
Even When You're Greasy
We Love You When You're Spicy Too
And Did We Mention, We LOVE Your Melted Cheese
Pizza, Don't Worry, We Would Never Throw You On The Roof
You Play With Fire (And We Think That's Hot)
Pepperoni Would Be Nothing Without You
You Even Make Broccoli Look Good
You're A Non-Conformist (And We Love That Too)
Your Flaws Are Our Favorite Part
Sometimes You're Square, And We Don't Mind
Pizza, You're So Far Out
Even The Cat Wants A Piece Of You
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