If the Fed's new stimulus package doesn't do anything for you, maybe you could take a cue from today's "Get Your War On." After all, we're Americans. That means we're innovative problem solvers. Unemployed? Mortgage too high? Children too plentiful? Stop whining and start thinking outside of the box. If corporations are people, doesn't it hold that people are corporations... bank corporations, perhaps? Now, we're talking. USA! USA!
Watch the newest episode of "Get Your War On" above... we'll just be over here establishing our fourth-floor walkup as a church while you're doing that.
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