Oh, hello there. Are you looking for some groceries? Maybe some liquor? How about a shotgun? It's free with a qualifying purchase.
That's how we imagine stepping into one of the fine establishments below might go. As it turns out, there are a bevy of places that casually sell guns along with other wares. They sell wedding dresses, tanning memberships, and guns. They sell donuts and guns. You know, the usual stuff.
We found ourselves baffled by the odd retail combinations in the 17 pictures below. Be sure to vote for the strangest one.
Donuts And Guns
Hopefully both are far away from the day school.
Double Shot Liquor & Guns
We're not sure what's weirder: the fact that there's a drive-thru or that liquor/gun gift baskets exist.
A Diamond And A Rifle
Because nothing says "I love you" more than this.
So THAT'S why RadioShack is still in business.
Guns, Wedding Gowns & Beer
For all your shotgun wedding needs.
One Heck Of A Deal
Sadly, the asterisk next to Free Handgun* doesn't lead to a message at the bottom that says, "Just kidding."
What She Really Wants
A dozen roses can only say so much.
Buy A Gun, Get A Tan
Which of these things is not like the others?
Ray's Got You Covered
Because nothing goes together like whiffle ball, two-by-fours and guns.
Jesus & Phone Cards & Hot Dogs & Guns
Dont' forget your free tickets to the magic show!
Guns And Guy Stuff
In a rustic barn setting no less.
Liquor & Guns
Sorry, if you need your liquor and guns BEFORE 10:00 a.m., you're out of luck.
Guns And Other People's Stuff
If you want a gun with a terrible history, this is your place.
Gas, Groceries, Guns & Guitars
They used to have a lot more guitars, but they had to sell them for more guns.
He was going to go with "Semi-Automatic Supermarket" but it didn't fit on the sign.
Now you can put all your dangerous impulses to good use in one place.
Guns And Gold
Yeah, but do they have a gun made out of gold though?
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