Oh, hello there. Are you looking for some groceries? Maybe some liquor? How about a shotgun? It's free with a qualifying purchase.

That's how we imagine stepping into one of the fine establishments below might go. As it turns out, there are a bevy of places that casually sell guns along with other wares. They sell wedding dresses, tanning memberships, and guns. They sell donuts and guns. You know, the usual stuff.

We found ourselves baffled by the odd retail combinations in the 17 pictures below. Be sure to vote for the strangest one.

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  • Donuts And Guns

    Hopefully both are far away from the day school.

  • Double Shot Liquor & Guns

    We're not sure what's weirder: the fact that there's a drive-thru or that liquor/gun gift baskets exist.

  • A Diamond And A Rifle

    Because nothing says "I love you" more than this.

  • "Protect" Yourself

    So THAT'S why RadioShack is still in business.

  • Guns, Wedding Gowns & Beer

    For all your shotgun wedding needs.

  • One Heck Of A Deal

    Sadly, the asterisk next to Free Handgun* doesn't lead to a message at the bottom that says, "Just kidding."

  • What She Really Wants

    A dozen roses can only say so much.

  • Buy A Gun, Get A Tan

    Which of these things is not like the others?

  • Ray's Got You Covered

    Because nothing goes together like whiffle ball, two-by-fours and guns.

  • Jesus & Phone Cards & Hot Dogs & Guns

    Dont' forget your free tickets to the magic show!

  • Guns And Guy Stuff

    In a rustic barn setting no less.

  • Liquor & Guns

    Sorry, if you need your liquor and guns BEFORE 10:00 a.m., you're out of luck.

  • Guns And Other People's Stuff

    If you want a gun with a terrible history, this is your place.

  • Gas, Groceries, Guns & Guitars

    They used to have a lot more guitars, but they had to sell them for more guns.

  • Gun Grocery

    He was going to go with "Semi-Automatic Supermarket" but it didn't fit on the sign.

  • Fun Pack

    Now you can put all your dangerous impulses to good use in one place.

  • Guns And Gold

    Yeah, but do they have a gun made out of gold though?

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