We're huge fans of the Hairpin's stock photo series, in which women laugh alone with salad, struggle to drink water, and sometimes leave the salad laughing to men.

Which is why we think it's important to shine a light on the strange and curious world of classically-minded stock photos. Females with food are fun to chuckle at, but the efforts below are basically revolutionary. Who says a piano's stodgy? Just dress up and lean.

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