This week on "Real Time," Bill Maher has a new rule for people who text. Specifically, people he doesn't know.
See, if you send Maher a text message (which we're sure you do, often) and you don't tell him who you are, he's not going to know what your ambiguous "hook up" message really means. And let's face it, "hook up" can mean a lot of very different things.
"Real Time" airs Fridays at 10:00 p.m. EST on HBO.
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