100 Funniest Sports Quotes

New York Mets Manager Yogi Berra, whose team has a one-game advantage over A's in World Series play, is an obviously happy man in dressing room at New York, on Oct. 18, 1973 after the 2-0 win. Mets now lead A's, 3 games to 2. (AP Photo)

Bleacher Report:

There are tantrums in the heat of the moment (just ask Jim "Playoffs?!" Mora), as well as tearful attempts at forgiveness (just ask Terrell "That's my quarterback" Owens). But we're ready to approach the humorous extreme--the funniest quotes in sports.

Nothing's off limits with these closet comics masquerading as sports personalities.

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Comments

[somepeoplecallmethestig]

06:17 PM on 09/24/2012

Dont think, it can only hurt the team.

Ok its from Bull Durham, but its great.

[butchcliff]

06:33 AM on 09/24/2012

Not going to send all day going thru 100. One of the best...watching couple necking...He kisses her on the strikes-She kisses him on the......

[JoeyDee2]

12:01 PM on 09/23/2012

Phil Rizzuto as Yankee commentator: pitcher gets roughed up and the manager visits the mound. Phil says, "Well, they're either gonna take him out or leave him in." (yes, he said it).

[FDRliberal]

06:40 AM on 09/23/2012

"You can sum up this sport in two words: You never know." - Lou Duva

[opprobrious]

09:50 PM on 09/22/2012

Like I'm going to go through 100 slides.