Paula Deen's been called naughty lots of times, most often by health-food advocates critical of her butter-heavy cooking style. And she's been called sexy at least once, by no less an authority than Maxim magazine.
But today's release of a raunchy Paula Deen blooper reel video by the New York Post may provide the first occasion to call her naughty in a sexy way.
Deen's own team originally edited together the video to be used by a company called "Celebrity Chef Tours" to introduce Paula at certain public-speaking events. (The clip seems to have been released as part of a legal settlement between Deen and the company.) As such, it's not all that offensive -- it's tamer than Sandra Lee's unauthorized outtake real from last year, for example. Most of the profanity is bleeped out.
Still, there's plenty to chortle over in Deen's outtake reel, which is embedded above. At one point, she says, "My ass ain't pretty." She mimes fellatio on a chocolate eclair. She even compares the odor of one of her concoctions to that of a "stinky coochie." Appetizing!
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7. Ribs Casserole
This recipe starts, as all good Paula recipes do, "with a lil' butter," which translates, naturally, into an entire saucepan full.
6. Red Velvet Cake
A classic Southern dessert from the classic Southern chef.
5. Creamed Corn
The operative word in the title here is "creamed."
4. Peanut Butter Fudge
Many Paula Deen recipe titles combine a great noun with a decadent adjective. This one gloriously bucks that grammatical trend and instead combines two decadent nouns, to awesome, sexy effect.
3. Hot Artichoke-Spinach Dish
This dish nominally contains vegetables, so it's not an obvious pick for the third Deen-style sexiest dish. But it illustrates a central rule of Paula's home cooking: when in doubt, use the whole package. Also, having made this recipe before, we can attest to the fact that it is 100% decadent.
2. Fried Stuffing on a Stick
Fried. Stuffing. On. A. Stick. WTF.
If you know what a turducken is, you know that nothing in the world could possibly be more quintessentially Paula Deen. If you don't know what a turducken is, you should know that nothing in the world could possibly be more important for your life than watching this video immediately.