Anyone who needs to reinforce the notion that New York City is a ridiculously intense city need only watch two rushed men compete for a cab.
Oh, look what we have here: Two apparent lions of the business world have been caught on camera fighting over a New York City taxi cab. Maybe lions is overstating it: One YouTube commentator said he’d seen “middle schoolers fight with more ferocity than these two," according to CBS New York.
The fight, which reportedly took place at Park Avenue South and 27th Street, certainly wasn't made to impress.
“New York is the most competitive city in the world but these two took things way too far,” the city’s Taxi and Limousine Commissioner said in a statement. “If you miss a cab, just take a deep breath and calm down. There’s another one in a minute or so away.”
As it turns out, a lot of people don’t calm down. A quick search for taxi cab fights on YouTube will show you that “fare” fights, as the New York Daily News puns, aren’t so rare.
Dr. Evil and Lloyd Blankfein
Dr. Evil from <em>Austin Powers</em>, played by Mike Meyers, and Goldman Sachs CEO Lloyd Blankfein.
Alistair Hennessey and Vikram Pandit
Alistair Hennessey from <em>The Life Aquatic with Steve Zissou</em>, played by Jeff Goldblum, and former Citigroup CEO Vikram Pandit.
Emperor Palpatine and Rupert Murdoch
Emperor Palpatine from <em>Star Wars</em>, played by Ian McDiarmid, and News Corp. CEO Rupert Murdoch.
Nurse Ratched and Meg Whitman
Nurse Ratched from <em>One Flew Over The Cuckoo's Nest</em>, played by Louise Fletcher, and Hewlett Packard CEO Meg Whitman.
Ashley Schaeffer and Richard Branson
Ashley Schaeffer from HBO's <em>Eastbound and Down</em>, played by Will Ferrell, and Virgin CEO Richard Branson.
Lex Luther and Jeff Bezos
Lex Luthor from <em>Superman Returns</em>, played by Kevin Spacey, and Amazon CEO Jeff Bezos.
Regina George and Marissa Mayer
Regina George from <em>Mean Girls</em>, played by Rachel McAdams, and Yahoo CEO Marissa Mayer.
White Witch and Abigail Johnson
The White Witch from <em>The Chronicles of Narnia</em>, played by Tilda Swinton, and Fidelity Investments CEO Abigail Johnson.
Ty Moncrief and Mike Jeffries
Ty Moncrief from <em>Drop Zone</em>, played by Gary Busey, and Abercrombie and Fitch CEO Mike Jeffries.
Emperor Commodus and Larry Page
Emperor Commodus from <em>Gladiator</em>, played by Joaquin Phoenix, and Google CEO Larry Page.
Goldfinger and Jeff Immelt
James Bond villain Goldfinger from <em>Goldfinger</em>, played by Gert Fröbe, and General Electric CEO Jeffrey Immelt.
Daniel Plainview and Reed Hastings
Daniel Plainview from <em>There Will Be Blood</em>, played by Daniel Day-Lewis, and Netflix CEO Reed Hastings.
Boris Badenov and Carlos Slim
Boris Badenov from <em>Rocky and Bulwinkle</em>, voiced by Paul Frees for much of the show's run, and Telmex CEO Carlos Slim.
Stuntman Mike and Brian Moynihan
Stuntman Mike from <em>Deathproof</em>, played by Kurt Russell, and Bank of America CEO Brian Moynihan.
Count Rugen and Larry Ellison
Count Rugen from <em>The Princess Bride</em>, played by Christopher Guest, and Oracle CEO Larry Ellison.
The Boss and Kenneth Chennault
The Boss from <em>Lucky Number Slevin</em>, played by Morgan Freeman, and American Express CEO Kenneth Chennault
Henry Evans and Mark Zuckerberg
Henry Evans from <em>The Good Son</em>, played by Macaulay Culkin, and Facebook CEO Mark Zuckerberg.
The Donald and Donald Trump
Chairman of the Trump Organization Donald Trump and Donald Trump from <em>The Apprentice</em>.