Jayme John Leon really doesn't like onions.
So much so that on Sunday afternoon, when Leon ordered a quarter pounder (no onions) at his local McDonald's, then discovered his burger actually contained the offending vegetable, the experience sent him into what police now refer to as a "McFury."
According to The Oregonion, McDonald's offered Leon a full refund for the onion-tainted burger in addition to a brand new burger.
But nothing could set Leon up for a happy meal.
The 50-year-old ended up eating the burger with onions he loathed so much, thereby forfeiting his potential refund. When Leon learned this, KOIN6 reports he threw his soda in the manager's face, broke some glass, and destroyed the cash register.
He then hopped in his car for a Hamburglar-style getaway, but was stopped by officers a short time later.
The Multnomah County Sheriff's Office has charged Leon with first-degree criminal mischief, second-degree disorderly conduct, and harassment.
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8. Pizza Hut
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7. Dunkin Donuts
America runs on Dunkin' to the tune of $6 billion a year -- that's almost $20 for each and every person in the country.
6. Taco Bell
2010 U.S. revenues of $6.9 billion make Taco Bell the biggest Mexican restaurant chain in the country.
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3. Burger King
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Subway has the most outlets of any fast food brand; it expanded that total by 816 in the past year alone. But because each store is relatively small, revenues, at $10 billion, pale in comparison with those at the number one chain.
With revenues standing at a whopping $32.4 billion in 2010, the Golden Arches aren't being dethroned any time soon. What's surprising about its success is that per store sales at McDonald's are bigger than those even cult-ish brands with fewer outlets. With $2.4 million <em>per store</em>, they're second only to Chick Fil-A, which fans travel miles to visit.