Mannequins are in the store to help you imagine how you'd look in a snazzy new blazer or a sexy dress, but sometimes they just don't bring their A-game.

Whether they have creepy faces or have been positioned suggestively, these 21 dummies evoke more "WTF?!" than, "I want to buy that!"

Check them out and you'll see what we mean:

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  • Sad Child

    What Mannequin Fear It Fulfills: Mannequins are sentient beings capable of emotions and they can feel when they've been wronged.

  • Mannequin Love

    What Mannequin Fear It Fulfills: Given their dead faces, this would seem to suggest that mannequins have sex solely for procreation (no pleasure here) and that gender is not an issue.

  • ConeHead Mannequin

    What Mannequin Fear It Fulfills: Mannequins can be used as weapons and can survive without heads.

  • Baby Headed

    What Mannequin Fear It Fulfills: Mannequins have a creepy and deranged sense of humor. (Also, there's the general evil baby fear to consider.)

  • Depressed Model

    What Mannequin Fear It Fulfills: Again, mannequins can feel emotions and have moods (which means they can feel anger at their human creators).

  • Bugging Out Mannequin

    What Mannequin Fear It Fulfills: Mannequins can do drugs and will force us to listen to 80s music when they eventually take over.

  • Sad Child Mannequin

    What Mannequin Fear It Fulfills: Again, this fulfills the creepy child fear. Also her eyes read sad here, but there's also a little evil in them. You can see it, right?

  • Sombrero Mannequins

    What Mannequin Fear It Fulfills: They can stretch their mouths to literally any lengths (Could this be used as a weapon in the inevitable Mannequin vs. Human War?)

  • No Body Mannequin

    What Mannequin Fear It Fulfills: Mannequins don't require every part of their body to survive (but still feel an incessant need to wear shirts, even when their use has gone).

  • Judgmental Mannequin

    What Mannequin Fear It Fulfills: Mannequins have the ability to be sarcastic.

  • Blonde Mannequin

    What Mannequin Fear It Fulfills: Mannequins have the ability to feel cold, but also know how to ignore you when you're talking to them.

  • Middle Finger Mannequin

    What Mannequin Fear It Fulfills: Mannequins are developing mobility in their fingers.

  • Grooving Mannequins

    What Mannequin Fear It Fulfills: Mannequins are learning how to become the life of the party.

  • Smelt It Dealt It Mannequin

    What Mannequin Fear It Fulfills: Mannequins have no regard for the comfort of others or their noses.

  • Little Child Mannequin

    What Mannequin Fear It Fulfills: Mannequins are racist.

  • Leaning Mannequin

    What Mannequin Fear It Fulfills: Mannequins have a rudimentary idea of what men find attractive (but with near perfect bodies, could easily seduce many).

  • What Mannequin Fear It Fulfills: Mannequins can assume the identity (ok, not well) of any other mannequin body. Therefore THEY WILL NEVER DIE. And the one's you have come to trust could betray you.

  • Fighting Children

    What Mannequin Fear It Fulfills: Now this may seem harmless and hilarious. However, what this shows is that mannequins are training children armies who have no regard for hurting each other.

  • Pleasurable Mannequins

    What Mannequin Fear It Fulfills: Mannequins have the ability to feel pleasure, but hide that emotion on their face.

  • Two Hands Mannequin

    What Mannequin Fear It Fulfills: Mannequins can adjust their body parts at will, thus they can create the perfect human being warrior.

  • Eagle Head

    What Mannequin Fear It Fulfills: Not really a fear, but this sort of impresses you, right? Wrong, too late, you're already dead.

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  • Matter-Eater Lad

    Matter-Eater Lad is from the planet Bismoll, where poisonous microbes made all food inedible, forcing the planet's inhabitants to evolve to have the ability to eat any form of matter. Man-Eater Lad can also eat at super-speeds and consume matter otherwise thought to be indestructible, meaning that theoretically, he could eat Superman. (Via <a href="http://www.manolith.com/2010/02/10/15-lamest-superhero-powers/" target="_hplink">Manolith</a>)

  • Bouncing Boy

    Bouncing Boy made his comic book debut in 1961 after young Chuck Taine accidentally drank an experimental super-plastic formula he mistook for soda pop. He then gained the ability to inflate his body like a ball and bounce around without injury. (Via <a href="http://www.weirdworm.com/10-weird-superheroes-you-might-not-have-heard-about/" target="_hplink">Weird Worm</a>)

  • Arm-Fall-Off Boy

    Arm-Fall-Off Boy's power stems from his ability to -- you guessed it -- detach his limbs and use them to beat evil-doers. Sadly, he was denied entry into the Legion Of Super-Heroes, despite the group inducting the likes of Matter-Eater Lad and Bouncing Boy. By all accounts, Arm-Fall-Off Boy was intended to be a joke character, and he very much was. (Via <a href="http://www.weirdworm.com/10-weird-superheroes-you-might-not-have-heard-about/" target="_hplink">Weird Worm</a>)

  • Squirrel Girl

    This crime-fighting high schooler can communicate with squirrels, but also has super strength, super speed and a retractable knuckle spike. She consumes macadamia nuts for extra strength and even has a squirrel sidekick. Squirrel Girl's crowning achievement is her defeat of the infamous Doctor Doom after she, umm, overwhelmed him with squirrels. (Via <a href="http://marvel.com/universe/Squirrel_Girl" target="_hplink">Marvel</a>)

  • Jazz

    Jazz appears to be a very special case in the X-Men universe due to the fact that his genetic mutation is not a power, but rather a change to his physical appearance resulting in his skin turning blue. He has no other discernable powers or abilities. However, he is an aspiring rapper. (Via <a href="http://www.weirdworm.com/the-5-dumbest-x-men-characters/" target="_hplink">Weird Worm</a>)

  • Maggott

    Maggott's superpowers derive from his abnormal digestive system, which consists of two mutant, sentient slugs named Eany and Meany who live inside his body. The slugs are able to leave his body, quickly digest and absorb the power of any object, and then return and transmit the energy back to Maggott. In doing so, the slugs give Maggott superhuman strength, speed and stamina. For the slugs to exit and enter Maggott's digestive system, they need to eat through his skin. Yum! (Via <a href="http://www.comicsalliance.com/2009/11/23/strangest-most-bizarre-superpowers-comics/" target="_hplink">Comic's Alliance</a>)

  • Red Bee

    When Rick Raleigh isn't working as the assistant to Superior City's District Attorney, he's fighting crime under the guise of Red Bee. Red Bee has a swarm of trained bees stored in his belt to unleash on criminals at the ready. It is unknown how he trained the bees or how he is able to keep them in his belt (don't ask too many questions) but Red Bee is not to be confused with <a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Yellowjacket_(Charlton_Comics)" target="_hplink">Yellowjacket</a>, who can also control bees. (Via <a href="http://www.dcindexes.com/indexes/indexes.php?character=192" target="_hplink">DC Indexes</a>)

  • Zeitgeist

    Alex Cluney has a very distinctive mutant power which enables him to spew acidic vomit from his mouth. Tragically, he discovered his power while making out with a girl; he vomited acid all over her and burned her face (thankfully she survived). His vomit is highly acidic, able to burn through 10-centimeter-thick steel in less than 30 seconds. Hopefully he also carries mints. (Via <a href="http://www.weirdworm.com/the-5-dumbest-x-men-characters/" target="_hplink">Weird Worm</a>)

  • Infectious Lass

    Drura Sehpt hails from the planet Somahtur, whose inhabitants can easily infect others with various diseases while they themselves remain immune to its effects. After travelling to Earth, Drura became Infectious Lass and began fighting crime, although her powers sometimes do as much harm as they do good, especially when she accidentally infects other heroes with illnesses. Oops! (Via <a href="http://www.comicvine.com/infectious-lass/29-47108/" target="_hplink">Comic Vine</a>)

  • Color Kid

    Ulu Vakk was just a normal guy until a beam of multi-colored light from another dimension struck him, thereby giving him the superpower to change to the color of anything he wants. (Via <a href="http://www.weirdworm.com/10-weird-superheroes-you-might-not-have-heard-about/" target="_hplink">Weird Worm</a>)

  • Rainbow Girl

    Dori Aandraison, also known as Rainbow Girl, can wield the mysterious power of the <a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Emotional_spectrum" target="_hplink">Emotional Spectrum</a>, meaning that she has the ability to give herself unpredictable mood swings (ladies, amiright?!). Having always wanted to become an actress, she aspired to join the Legion Of Super Heroes in order to gain notoriety, but instead had to settle for the Legion Of Substitute Heroes. (Via <a href="http://www.comicvine.com/rainbow-girl/29-51582/" target="_hplink">Comic Vine</a>)

  • Anarchist

    Anarchist, one of the founding members of the X-Statix mutant superhero group, has the ability to secrete acidic sweat. His sweat allows him to project acidic blasts of energy. He and Zeitgeist should probably talk. (Via <a href="http://www.comicvine.com/anarchist/29-12913/" target="_hplink">Comic Vine</a>)

  • Black Condor

    In the 1940s, infant Richard Grey Jr. was with his parents on a scientific expedition in Mongolia when their caravan was attacked. Richard was the only survivor and was adopted by a group of hyper-intelligent condors who raised him and somehow taught him to fly (we don't want to know). Eventually, he would move to America and adopt the guise of Black Condor, the name he would use to fight corrupt politicians and racketeers. (The Black Condor was later reintroduced as a new character several times by DC Comics, who revised his backstory and changed the origin of his powers.) (Via <a href="http://www.comicvine.com/richard-grey-jr/29-30198/" target="_hplink">Comic Vine</a>)

  • Tag

    Brian Cruz's genetic mutation allows him to force people to uncontrollably run away from whatever object or person he chooses, hence the alias "Tag." He uses a psionic signal which forces anyone within a radius of approximately 100 feet to either run away from or run directly at a target source. When applying his power, he always yells, "You're it!". Clever. (Via <a href="http://www.manolith.com/2010/02/10/15-lamest-superhero-powers/" target="_hplink">Manolith</a>)

  • Tar Baby

    Tar Baby's genetic mutation grants him the ability to secrete an adhesive, tar-like substance, allowing him to stick to whatever objects he chooses. Sadly, Tar Baby was captured by the Weapon X program (known for performing experiments on mutants) and put to death in a mutant concentration camp. (Via <a href="http://www.manolith.com/2010/02/10/15-lamest-superhero-powers/" target="_hplink">Manolith</a>)

  • Dead Girl

    Dead Girl's mutant powers were activated by her death (shocker) which allowed her to continuously reanimate her corpse and come back to life, essentially making her immortal. Additionally, she can communicate with other dead beings, survive without any food, water or oxygen, and control severed parts of her body. And guys, she's single. (Via <a href="http://www.comicvine.com/dead-girl/29-11483/" target="_hplink">Comic Vine</a>)

  • Stone Boy

    Dag Wentim is a native of the planet Zwen, where people developed the ability to turn themselves into stone for long periods of hibernation. Originally, he was unable to move in his stone form and was only able to transform into an immovable, nearly indestructible statue of himself, which was not very useful in battle (his teammates would sometimes drop him on villains). However, he eventually gained the ability to move while in his stone state. (Via <a href="http://www.comicvine.com/stone-boy/29-12876/" target="_hplink">Comic Vine</a>)

  • Brother Power The Geek

    Brother Power The Geek was originally just a mannequin in a tailor's shop. One day the mannequin was struck by lightening, which somehow not only brought it to life, but also gave it super powers. He may not look very formidable, but he has super strength and is nearly indestructible, though he is portrayed as a pacifist. (The original comic book debuted in 1968 and only lasted two issues before being canceled.) (Via <a href="http://popcultureaddict.com/comic-books/lamestsuperheroes-htm/" target="_hplink">Pop Culture Addict</a>)

  • El Guapo

    Robbie Rodriguez, another member of the X-Statix mutant group, has no discernable powers aside from a telepathic connection to a flying, seemingly sentient skateboard. He can control the skateboard with his mind, though the skateboard can also act through his subconscious thoughts. Sadly, after the skateboard falls under a curse, it flies out of control and impales El Guapo through the heart, killing him. Ironic, isn't it? (Via <a href="http://www.comicvine.com/el-guapo/29-43412/" target="_hplink">Comic Vine</a>)