"Revenge" has returned ... and not a moment too soon. It's been a long few months without Emily Thorne, Amanda Clarke, Nolan Ross, the Porters, the Graysons and their collective scheming/backstabbing/partying/death staring.

The season two premiere delivered all of that and more. Queen Victoria is alive, Charlotte is locked up, Fauxmanda is pregnant, Ashley is sleeping with Daniel, Nolan is homeless (and platonically shacking up with Emily) and Emily has just returned from a two-month stint in Japan with a glint in her eye and a new plan for something that -- in the words of Nolan Ross -- "sounds vaguely revenge-y." Welcome back to the Hamptons, Friends. It's shaping up to be a fun (TV) summer.

While the episode was airing on the east coast, we received the following tweet from Ashley Elgin:


As it happened, we were already working on it (while offering to be Nolan's roommates). Ashley, this one's for you. Here are some of the best tweets from women about "Revenge." (And FYI, we totally agree with @chelseaafox -- Victoria and Emily would make a badass duo against Conrad.)

LOOK: 'Revenge' Season 2, Episode 1 Twitter Reactions

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