A German liquor company is turning heads this week due to its limited-edition line of spirits, which the brand promises were all poured over a model's naked breasts before being bottled, the New York Daily News reports.
The G-Spirits company, started by a pair of former bartenders, was founded on the principle that liquor is about both taste and that "special feeling" one gets when drinking.
"For us there is nothing more than the erotism of a beautiful woman," the website states. "To create the perfect taste we let every single drop of our spirits run over the breasts of a special type of woman, a type we recognize in this liquor.'
To that end, G-Spirits is offering rums, whiskeys and vodkas, every drop of which has been poured over a woman's chest.
G. Rum No. 1 is described as an old sort of tropical rum, which is stored in a cask of French oak for 10 years before being poured willingly over 23-year-old Amina Malakona's breasts. G. Rum costs 129,00 € (about $166) a bottle.
Fans of whiskey may be more interested in G. Whiskey No. 1, a 12-year-old single malt from Scotland, matured in barrels of sherry and poured over Alexa Varga, the 2012 Hungary Playmate of the Year. "A singlemalt which is unrivalled in its class, just as its representative Alexa," the website proclaims. These bottles will set buyers back 139,00 € (about $179) plus shipping.
The cheapest offering from G-Spirits, however, is the G. Vodka, which has been poured over Evelin Aubert, a "successful playmate and finalist of the Miss International Hungary" contest. The bottle is priced at a cool 119,00 € (about $153).
All of the liquors are delivered in custom-made bottles adorned with their model's image and come with a signed certificate of authenticity.
KTLA's anchors were unable to keep a straight face when reporting in Los Angeles.
"This is what really gives us men a bad name," one of them comments, "Because there will be guys out there buying this stuff!"
Seeming to anticipate the inevitable questions about hygiene involved when liquid comes in contact with bare skin, the website assures naysayers that "We pay high attention to a hygienic filling process, furthermore medical personnel is present to check it." It's a little unclear what "checking it" entails, however.
Perhaps surprisingly, G-Spirits' products are not the most bizarre alcoholic beverages ever marketed. From wines filled with baby mice and snakes to these jaw-droppingly expensive bottles of tequila, people will pay a lot of money for that ultimate alcoholic experience.
Van Gogh Peanut Butter & Jelly Vodka
We're not sure what to make of the alcohol industry's fascination with flavors from childhood, but here's another for the trend: Peanut butter and jelly-flavored vodka from Van Gogh. HuffPost Food recently did <a href="http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2012/04/10/peanut-butter-jelly-vodka_n_1415795.html" target="_hplink">a taste test of the product that yielded mixed reactions</a>.
Alaska Distillery Smoked Salmon Vodka
Sure, you like smoked salmon on bagels, but on vodka? <a href="http://www.alaskadistillery.com/" target="_hplink">Alaska Distillery</a> is banking on your curiosity winning out.
Naked Jay Big Dill Pickle-Flavored Vodka
Ah, a vodka to make Snooki proud. Naked Jay's pickle-flavored vodka sort of takes the joy out of the <a href="http://tmagazine.blogs.nytimes.com/2010/03/16/case-study-got-your-pickleback/" target="_hplink">pickleback shot</a>.
Three Olives Bubble Gum Vodka
Too bad you can't blow any bubbles with <a href="http://www.threeolives.com/new/" target="_hplink">Three Olives</a>' bubble gum vodka.
Purgatory Hemp Seed Spirits
It might not get you lifted, but Purgatory from <a href="http://www.alaskadistillery.com/" target="_hplink">Alaska Distillery</a> is the <a href="http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2012/04/20/hemp-vodka_n_1439979.html" target="_hplink">first spirit in the U.S. to be made with hemp seeds</a>.
Bakon Vodka (Bacon Flavored)
Care for some bacon with your vodka? <a href="http://bakonvodka.com/" target="_hplink">Bakon Vodka</a> has you covered.
Pinnacle Vodka Cake Vodka
Why eat cake when you can drink it? At least that's the question the creator of <a href="http://www.pinnaclevodka.com/flavors" target="_hplink">Pinnacle Vodka</a>'s cake flavor must have asked at one point.
Skorppio Vodka (Scorpion Flavored)
Don't worry, the creepy crawler lounging at the bottom of your bottle of <a href="http://www.skorppio-vodka.com/" target="_hplink">Skorppio</a> vodka won't hurt you. The poison has been taken out, but the shock value remains.
Smirnoff Fluffed Marshmallow Vodka
<a href="http://www.smirnoff.com/en-us/" target="_hplink">Smirnoff</a> likes dessert-flavored vodkas, too. Marshmallow-flavored vodka, anyone?
Pinnacle Vodka Cotton Candy Vodka
While we're on the subject of Pinnacle's sweet-themed bottles, here's another flavor: <a href="http://www.pinnaclevodka.com/flavors" target="_hplink">Cotton candy.</a>
Smirnoff Whipped Cream Vodka
<a href="http://www.smirnoff.com/en-us/" target="_hplink">Smirnoff</a> also offers this whipped cream-flavored variety. Where's the cherry on top?
Three Olives Root Beer Vodka
OK, so root beer isn't a totally-off-the-wall flavor, but do we really need it in vodka-form? Three Olives <a href="http://www.threeolives.com/flavor/root-beer&nav=0" target="_hplink">thinks so</a>.
Green Geisha Wasabi-Flavored Vodka
Looking for a way to clear your sinuses? Try <a href="http://hardtimesdistillery.com/" target="_hplink">Hard Times Distillery</a>'s Green Geisha wasabi-flavored vodka.
Underdog Wine & Spirits Cupcake Frosting Vodka
Why eat a cupcake when you can drink it? At least that's what Underdog Wine & Spirits is wondering. Its <a href="http://www.cupcakevodka.com/delicious-flavors/frosting#" target="_hplink">website</a> describes the product as having "frothy vanillin aromas and flavors that perfectly capture the enticing character of white frosting."