While Beliebers might actually think that Justin Beiber pukes rainbows and unicorns, we're going to go out on a limb and say that the facts of the report are more than a little skewed.
Nachos and Gatorade? Plausible. Rainbow colored vomit? Only in our most hard-core Bieber fever dreams.
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