If New York City really is the dirtiest city in the country, at least one teenager really doesn't seem to care, as he's seen in a new video licking an entire subway railing, all for one measly dollar.
We're guessing our unidentified hero went through with the stunt to reap the glory (yes, glory, you were a kid once too) that comes with being crowned the grossest teen for a day.
But whatever his reasoning, licking a subway railing surely beats the stupidity of surfing outside moving trains. Or jumping down onto the tracks. At least the railing-licker likely isn't actively risking his life for a mere laugh... or so we hope.